:P

You suck lizard nuts....:p

There always is a point. It might not be straightforward what the point is, but there always is one.

Some people call me lizard (mostly Russians), because that's the closest they can get to the pronunciation of my first name. Heh heh.

I noticed something here in Florida...
YOUR WATER SUCKS ASS!!

This morning, I stepped on a ptarmigan. I swear those birds are the dumbest in all the land. How is that species still alive?

Well apparently it cursed your helicopter, so it all evens out.

Welcome to Florida.

I know. I'm wondering if there's some sort of secret ptarmigan-helicopter karma.

That would be an awesome name for an album.

I did laundry today at my place and I lost count at 42 pairs of panties. Most black....

Hey, give those back!

I mean.....damn.

So....inquiring minds want to know....what's your first name?

It's lizard.

<a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7u4GS2gHQV4' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>

(NSFW -Language)

<a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNVOl5_3_Zo&amp;NR=1' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>

made me giggle

I started that video playing and was actually pissed that it took a WHOLE MINUTE to play.

Seriously, I think I need to do something about this attention span.

The loungepocalypse is coming....

There will be an Xbox 360 over the dusty outline of where Punthe's PS3 used to sit.

The sweet smell of fresh flowers will be replaced with the rancid stench of a lactose intolerant dairy lover.

There will be a sign that says "Leehblanc's Harem" over the door to the ladies room.

Monday nights will be 80s night, with classics from Journey, Def Leppard, Van Halen, Dexy's Midnight Runners and Duran Duran blaring from the radio.

Clothing will no longer be optional, it will be banned.

The secret knock will be replaced with a raucous belch.

Oh yes, the Loungepocalypse is just days away...

I wish sleeping pills would work. The xanex isn't a high enough dosage for it to even take effect. But everytime I tell my Doctor that, shes afraid if she ups the dosage that I will become addicted. Oh come on, for the love of God, all I want is to be able to sleep. Insomnia is pissing me off!!

Why not try this?

HAHAHAHAHA