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Posted: 9 months ago by donteatpoop:
I stumbled upon this list that made me laugh, ways to annoy your "friends" in public restrooms; and I thought "We could add so many more to this."
So please add some more creative ways to annoy and/or freak out the other people in the restroom with you.
(here's the list)
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?'
2. 'Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.'
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'
5. 'Damn, this water is cold.'
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. 'Now how did that get there?'
8. 'Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.'
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,'Whoa! Easy boy!!'
10. ' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters'
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,'Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
12. 'C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
13. 'Boy, that sure looks like a maggot'
14. 'Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'
15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your 'Cross-Dressers Anonymous' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, 'Peek-a-boo!'
18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing 'Born Free.'
Score: [-] 472 [+].
Posted: 9 months ago by donteatpoop:
19. "Oh this will go nicely with the other boogers." Then run your finger loudly along the stall wall (you know, so it makes that squeeky sound).
Score: [-] 211 [+].
Posted: 9 months ago by punthe:
20. Smack both hands on either side of the stall walls and repeatedly kick your feet around all while yelling, 'DEAR LORD, THIS HURTS!'
Score: [-] 319 [+].
Posted: 9 months ago by coldbladed:
21. Warn your neighbor that you have a 'wide stance'
Score: [-] 262 [+].
Posted: 9 months ago by Jerry520:
22) Drop a fork lightly coated in peanut butter on the floor, and ask the person next to you to kick it back over, so you can finish eating.
Score: [-] 235 [+].
Posted: 9 months ago by suebe:
23) Reach under the other stall and demand toilet paper NOW
Score: [-] 273 [+].
Posted: 9 months ago by punthe:
24. Scratch the pen/pencil on the pad of paper while repeating slowly, 'For... a... good... time... call... Jimbo... 5... 5... 5... 1... 6... 8... 2.'
you will need a pen/pencil and pad of paper for this
Score: [-] 290 [+].
Posted: 9 months ago by suebe:
« punthe : 24. Scratch the pen/pencil on the pad of paper while repeating slowly, 'For... a... good... time... call... Jimbo... 5... 5... 5... 1... 6... 8... 2.'
you will need a pen/pencil and paper pad for this Why not use toilet paper and your, uh, finger dipped in ...uh...
Score: [-] 168 [+].
Posted: 9 months ago by muppetmaker:
25) "WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR! WHOOOO DOESSS NUMBER TWO WOOOORK FOR!"
Score: [-] 206 [+].
Posted: 9 months ago by craziesean:
26) tape record a baby crying.....sit in the stall and make all sorts of grunts, groans, and Lamaze breathing. Yell out " for the love of all things small and Holy this is killing me". during the words "killing me" push play on the tape recorder. pretend to huhs the baby. say " Gawd this ones ugly" drop a 3-4 pound rock into the toilet. and flush.
walk out humming another one bites the dust. DO THIS ONLY IF YOU ARE A GUY......IF YOU ARE A LADY THIS IS REALLY BAD FORM!!!!
Score: [-] 291 [+].
Posted: 9 months ago by craziesean:
27)Whisper to the next stall "you here for the gloryhole?!"
Score: [-] 300 [+].
Posted: 9 months ago by maven:
28) Repeat "Poop is not food" each time there's a splash, louder if it's not from your stall.
Score: [-] 234 [+].
Posted: 9 months ago by muppetmaker:
29) Be lactose intolerant and drink a quart of milk and then wait 30 minutes, allow it to cook in your stomach, then proceed to sit down and berth the most horribly and foul crap you ever could possibly imagine.
Score: [-] 197 [+].
Posted: 9 months ago by donteatpoop:
30) Everytime you let one out, ask your neighbor to rate it on a scale of 1 to 10. "What about that one?" If they actually comply, ask them what factors they are considering when rating your emissions.
Score: [-] 231 [+].
Posted: 9 months ago by suebe:
Steps out of the stall.
Washes hands
Uses last paper towel.
Combs hair all over the sink.
Doesn't move for next person vying for the sink.
Turns and admires butt in mirror.
Combs hair again.
Throws paper towel and misses.
Leaves without a glance back.
Score: [-] 338 [+].
Posted: 9 months ago by punthe:
32. Each time you drop a fecal matter splatter in the bowl, sing Oops, I Did It Again.
Score: [-] 194 [+].
Posted: 9 months ago by maven:
33. Ask neighbors what they got for 27. Down on today's crossword.
Score: [-] 99 [+].
Posted: 9 months ago by mobase:
34- (Go out and eat the hottest wings you can tolerate the night before. Just for a little realism, you might say..)
Assume the position, and begin screaming- "Good gawd, this is like s**tting a running chain saw!!"
Score: [-] 237 [+].
Posted: 9 months ago by Alton:
« suebe : 23) Reach under the other stall and demand toilet paper NOW Melt chocolate in your hands first. Extra points if you use chocolate with nuts.
Score: [-] 247 [+].
Posted: 9 months ago by tomphoolry:
36. Take a flash attachment or some other bright strobe with you or an actual camera with flash. After a suitable time and making suitable noises, fire off the flash or strobe a couple of times, flush and leave.
Score: [-] 194 [+].
Posted: 9 months ago by pocksucket:
« suebe:Steps out of the stall.
Washes hands
Uses last paper towel.
Combs hair all over the sink.
Doesn't move for next person vying for the sink.
Turns and admires butt in mirror.
Combs hair again.
Throws paper towel and misses.
Leaves without a glance back. I may be wrong in my instincts, but did someone do this to you recently?
Score: [-] 89 [+].
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