I'm going to leave Plime because of all the b*tching and drama because I'm going on a field trip to Italy tonight. I'll be back the week after next, and I hope I'll be bringing a fancy (though probably artsy-fartsy) black-and-white movie.

We'll stay in a spooky place in the woods with no phone or internet, so I guess I'll suffer some badass withdrawal.

Please don't bury me yet, but remember me each time you hit "send" in your email clients, or synchronize your iPods (think something like "poor sucker, he doesn't even have a telephone up there.")

You can wear pants while I'm gone, but please take them off for Monday 12th, and please have a cool beer ready, because I will be craving one after 10 days of red wine.

Mille grazie, e arrivederci Plimati e Plimate!


PS: Use the search function! :D

Yay! And yay!

Bon Voyage Sir!!! Have a great time!

*removes collar*



YAY!

Put it back on. There'll just be a longer leash.

Please don't get eaten by wild animals.

Whatever you do...if some crazy guy with a hockey mask and a chainsaw (or machete) comes chasing you, don't stop to make out (or have sex) with your girlfriend, or take a shower, or have a topless swim in the lake.

Go to your CAR and leave. Don't try to run. Don't get the local sheriff, don't try to fight back.

Just leave.

Good luck and safe trip SK, but I'll be damned if I'm putting my pants back on just for you.

Wait. Who are you again?

JK. Have a great trip, and hurry home!

Have fun! Return safely!


I'd say we'll miss you, but you already have a big enough ego.

Bring me back something insignificant, yet cool.

Have fun!

Bon Voyage! Have Gute Zeiten! And Buenos Aires too! At least I hope you will have nice clean air if you dont have modern equipment in the area. Yep. If you get stuck there for good Frhliche Weihnachten too. And Dobraja Večera for every day. Viszlt!

Have a giggle and watch out for any guys that look like this...




/Italian stereotyping

If it's all the same, I'm gonna leave my pants off. Important business to take care of that needs me to be pantsless.

Have a good time away from the technologies and I'll have that beer with you on the 12th.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Have a good time...we'll save your spot. Oh yeah, and buy me something too! :P

I'm already having doichee withdrawals. Br good and don't get stung by scorpions hiding in toilet papers ;P

Quick, someone be a smartass! Chez is starting to hyperventilate!

Have a good trip!

*googles stockholm syndrome*

Man, I though he'd *NEVER* leave

Douiche withdrawal? Is that what that smell is?