Wow, those were taken with a cellphone camera?!

Is 911 the same the world over?

I'd hate to call 911 for you and get connected to some weird german pay per minute phone sex thing

Yup. It sucks because it's a super wide angle lens, doesn't have a zoom, the focus is fixed at about 2 1/2 feet (cf. the Myspace Angle), minimum gain (automatic, of course) seems to be something like 1 million dB (hence the noise), and smoothing / JPEG compression would give even Keith Richards baby skin. They're scaled down from 2 megapixels in order to prevent you from getting eye cancer.

yeah, all fun, looks great, really beautiful, blah, blah, blah, but really...was there any nekedness???!!!







...srsly

The doors had no locks. None of them.




...srsly

Happy to have you back, babe. The pics were amazing. Hope you project turned out wonderful.

You're back! wtf?!

Errr, I mean, welcome back sueker.

*scuttles off to get "hit" money back of those shifty lookin Italian blokes*

Man, after looking at those pictures, I'm not sure I would have ever come home. What a beautiful place to live. Remoteness or not.

EEEEEEW!

I just found a scorpion in my bathroom!
I guess it was hiding in an unused towel that I just put back to the shelf when I came home.

w00t! Can I have it? I fuggin love those fella's.

Well, it's dead. But if you want it...

Dead you say?! Even better...

I was wondering where junior ran off to...

You called it!

Bleargh!

At least it was a little scorpion. My college roommate had a pet scorpion named Dillinger. It was black and fuzzy, and about the full length of that dollar bill. The thing was huge.

Just what are you implying by photographing it on a US dollar bill? Hmmm? :)

The big black ones are Emperor Scorpions and are common as pets. What you found looks like it could be a bark scorpion, which is common here in AZ. They will sting if threatened, but the sting is not a big deal, just a few hours of wonkyness.

free drugs!!!!?

Upvoted for wonkyness.