Notizia di suicido volatile - EEEW UPDATE


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Posted: 6 months ago by suckersklub:
I'm going to leave Plime because of all the b*tching and drama because I'm going on a field trip to Italy tonight. I'll be back the week after next, and I hope I'll be bringing a fancy (though probably artsy-fartsy) black-and-white movie.

We'll stay in a spooky place in the woods with no phone or internet, so I guess I'll suffer some badass withdrawal.

Please don't bury me yet, but remember me each time you hit "send" in your email clients, or synchronize your iPods (think something like "poor sucker, he doesn't even have a telephone up there.")

You can wear pants while I'm gone, but please take them off for Monday 12th, and please have a cool beer ready, because I will be craving one after 10 days of red wine.

Mille grazie, e arrivederci Plimati e Plimate!


PS: Use the search function! :D

Yay! And yay!
Score: [-] 671 [+].

Posted: 6 months ago by craziesean:
Bon Voyage Sir!!! Have a great time!
Score: [-] 130 [+].

Posted: 6 months ago by badbud:
*removes collar*



YAY!
Score: [-] 205 [+].

Posted: 6 months ago by suckersklub:
« badbud : *removes collar*

YAY!
Put it back on. There'll just be a longer leash.
Score: [-] 96 [+].

Posted: 6 months ago by Rowangrey:
Please don't get eaten by wild animals.
Score: [-] 130 [+].

Posted: 6 months ago by IcePigs:
Whatever you do...if some crazy guy with a hockey mask and a chainsaw (or machete) comes chasing you, don't stop to make out (or have sex) with your girlfriend, or take a shower, or have a topless swim in the lake.

Go to your CAR and leave. Don't try to run. Don't get the local sheriff, don't try to fight back.

Just leave.
Score: [-] 193 [+].

Posted: 6 months ago by tomphoolry:
Good luck and safe trip SK, but I'll be damned if I'm putting my pants back on just for you.
Score: [-] 134 [+].

Posted: 6 months ago by Alton:
Wait. Who are you again?

JK. Have a great trip, and hurry home!
Score: [-] 151 [+].

Posted: 6 months ago by Maven:
Have fun! Return safely!


I'd say we'll miss you, but you already have a big enough ego.
Score: [-] 151 [+].

Posted: 6 months ago by Moe:
Bring me back something insignificant, yet cool.

Have fun!
Score: [-] 134 [+].

Posted: 6 months ago by SpamTrap:
Bon Voyage! Have Gute Zeiten! And Buenos Aires too! At least I hope you will have nice clean air if you dont have modern equipment in the area. Yep. If you get stuck there for good Frhliche Weihnachten too. And Dobraja Večera for every day. Viszlt!
Score: [-] 109 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by doggylives:
Have a giggle and watch out for any guys that look like this...

Click here to show image



/Italian stereotyping
Score: [-] 123 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by pocksucket:
If it's all the same, I'm gonna leave my pants off. Important business to take care of that needs me to be pantsless.

Have a good time away from the technologies and I'll have that beer with you on the 12th.
Score: [-] 164 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by industrialdoor:
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Score: [-] 167 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by eLJay:
Have a good time...we'll save your spot. Oh yeah, and buy me something too! :P
Score: [-] 83 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by Chez:
I'm already having doichee withdrawals. Br good and don't get stung by scorpions hiding in toilet papers ;P
Score: [-] 149 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by RowanGrey:
« Chez : I'm already having doichee withdrawals. Br good and don't get stung by scorpions hiding in toilet papers ;P
Quick, someone be a smartass! Chez is starting to hyperventilate!
Score: [-] 107 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by cartoonmotion:
Have a good trip!
Score: [-] 85 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by badbud:
*googles stockholm syndrome*
Score: [-] 110 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by KenFoster:
Man, I though he'd *NEVER* leave
Score: [-] 245 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by donteatpoop:
« Chez:I'm already having doichee withdrawals. Br good and don't get stung by scorpions hiding in toilet papers
Douiche withdrawal? Is that what that smell is?
Score: [-] 102 [+].

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