your not totally gay, just gay for old chubby guys with train sets and crab meat. you have standards!
I mean, it the guy had hot dogs and not crab meat i think you'd call it off!

Oh those things.

They scare me just a little bit.

A while ago they used to be called Crab Sticks but then Europe objected to them not containing any crab, hence the "seafood snack product" names they tend to carry now.

Yeh I have standards and if it'd have been hot dogs there is NO way I'd have J/O on his trainset.

Yeh, there's something inherently wrong about something that's mushed up and then squished into a totally unnatural shape.

Seriously if ya check out the ingredients, urg!

Not at all. I guess I'd be more curious about the dynamics between you and your wife-
like-
Does she wear the conductors hat when she pegs you, what do the kids tell their friends, and what kind of sauce does one use with imitation crabmeat?

Yes, "Dad's gay", man sauce

Duly noted.
*runs off to pour bleach in brain*

I'll play godzilla, but I think I will pass on the rest.

Oh. My. Goodness.

I had no idea (as I am never on Craig's) what JO meant. Thanks for clearing it up for me.

That is the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

You can stomp, but don't break. I want to JO with a guy that is 25-70 but I am not gay and I have a lot of imitation crab meat you can take with you when we are done JO-ing and semi-stomping my son's trains.

What the fu.....???

I think my brain just froze.

Wait, no one is concerned that this guy wants someone to jo (ewww...) on his KID'S train set?!?!

I did however love the fact that he was sure to toss in the 'I'm not gay' comment in his post looking for a guy to rub one out in front of him.