Imitation Crabmeat - Craiglist rules!


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Posted: 2 months ago by doggylives:
I found this on craigslist and saved a screenshot as I wanted to email it to some of my friends and I knew it was gonna get deleted and wanted to share with you all but it's not really newsworthy.

It's pretty WTF!

Linked here
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Posted: 2 months ago by craziesean:
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I so want to hang out with that dude and play Godzilla!! and free imitation crabmeat, who would pass up this "good Time"? I'm going....whos with me!
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Posted: 2 months ago by Moe:
...
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Posted: 2 months ago by Nicky666:
Aaaawww, too bad I'm not a guy....




this just gave me the worst case of penis envy ever.
Score: [-] 171 [+].

Posted: 2 months ago by doggylives:
« Moe : ...
Yeh, good point.
Score: [-] 54 [+].

Posted: 2 months ago by doggylives:
« craziesean : BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I so want to hang out with that dude and play Godzilla!! and free imitation crabmeat, who would pass up this "good Time"? I'm going....whos with me!
Yeh, I just messaged him! Who could pass up an offer like this.

Favourite quote:

I'm not gay

Score: [-] 67 [+].

Posted: 2 months ago by vexingmodstwo:
That could be the funniest thing I've seen in months.
Score: [-] 121 [+].

Posted: 2 months ago by D3SPiTE:
So he was looking for someone to hang out with and play godzilla?
wtf
Score: [-] 98 [+].

Posted: 2 months ago by haven:
« D3SPiTE : So he was looking for someone to hang out with and play godzilla?
wtf
Godzilla... with inappropriate touching.
Score: [-] 111 [+].

Posted: 2 months ago by mobase:
What I wanna is this:

WHY were you searching for this? Are you into being nekkid with a conductors hat, or is it a "furry" thing- only with a godzilla suit?

Would that make you a "scalie" instead of a "furry"?

Inquiring minds want to know.
Score: [-] 91 [+].

Posted: 2 months ago by theblueFROG:
You guys might have missed it, but he wants someone to come jo (Jerk off) in his train room.
Score: [-] 139 [+].

Posted: 2 months ago by mobase:
« theblueFROG : You guys might have missed it, but he wants someone to come jo (Jerk off) in his train room.
Oh, no.. We got that alright. *shudder*
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Posted: 2 months ago by maven:
« theblueFROG:You guys might have missed it, but he wants someone to come jo (Jerk off) in his train room.
I'm really hoping most of the responders did in fact overlook that!

Creepy...Hez doin it right
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Posted: 2 months ago by craziesean:
JO in a godzilla suit while trampling a small train village with a mouth full of imitation crab??????.........sounds like a fairly average Saturday night to me..

...Oh look its Saturday night!
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Posted: 2 months ago by larknet:
« doggylives : Yeh, I just messaged him! Who could pass up an offer like this.

Favourite quote:
It is a good thing you messaged him and not massaged him. That would be inappropriate.
Score: [-] 131 [+].

Posted: 2 months ago by eLJay:
Ah geees, I just ate!
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Posted: 2 months ago by craziesean:
« eLJay : Ah geees, I just ate!
hope it wasnt imitation crab night!
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Posted: 2 months ago by sykeo56:
...and I just set a date! I'll let you guys know how it goes!

(Kidding, btw. Just in case you weren't sure.)
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Posted: 2 months ago by doggylives:
« mobase : What I wanna is this:

WHY were you searching for this?
I'm gay. Problem with that?
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Posted: 2 months ago by pocksucket:
Just as a little btw, imitation crab meat?

How so? What's that? Are real crabs scarce in some parts of the world*?

Or is it the meat from an imitation crab?

Click here to show image



*Well yeah, I realise that in, say, Nebraska, there aren't that many native crabs.
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Posted: 2 months ago by doggylives:
« pocksucket : Just as a little btw, imitation crab meat?

How so? What's that? Are real crabs scarce in some parts of the world*?

Or is it the meat from an imitation crab?




*Well yeah, I realise that in, say, Nebraska, there aren't that many native crabs.
Interesting info on imitation crab meat Here

I think its the same as those "crab/seafood sticks" you find in supermarkets here in the uk. Personally I live near a fishing town so we always have a ready supply of fresh crab. OM NOM NOM NOM
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