<rss version="0.91"><channel><title>Imitation Crabmeat - Craiglist rules!  : RSS 0.91</title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/low.mtm</link><description></description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Imitation Crabmeat - Craiglist rules!  : RSS 0.91</title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/low.mtm</link><description></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[tdiggity @ 5/15/2008 9:44:34 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q31</link><description><![CDATA[Wait, no one is concerned that this guy wants someone to jo (ewww...) on his KID'S train set?!?!<br/><br/>I did however love the fact that he was sure to toss in the 'I'm not gay' comment in his post looking for a guy to rub one out in front of him.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[clscott645 @ 5/15/2008 11:35:06 AM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q30</link><description><![CDATA[Oh. My. Goodness.<br/><br/>I had no idea (as I am never on Craig's) what JO meant. Thanks for clearing it up for me.<br/><br/>That is the funniest thing I have seen in a while.<br/><br/>You can stomp, but don't break. I want to JO with a guy that is 25-70 but I am not gay and I have a lot of imitation crab meat you can take with you when we are done JO-ing and semi-stomping my son's trains.<br/><br/>What the fu.....???<br/><br/>I think my brain just froze.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[mewhitenoise @ 5/15/2008 11:10:10 AM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q29</link><description><![CDATA[I'll play godzilla, but I think I will pass on the rest.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[mobase @ 5/11/2008 4:53:20 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q28</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4157/2/#q7"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b> : Yes, Dad's gay, man sauce</i></div>Duly noted. <br/>*runs off to pour bleach in brain*]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 5/11/2008 4:24:56 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q27</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4157/2/#q6"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>mobase</b> : Not at all. I guess I'd be more curious about the dynamics between you and your wife- <br/>like- <br/>Does <i>she</i> wear the conductors hat when she pegs you, what do the kids tell their friends, and what kind of sauce does one use with imitation crabmeat?</i></div> Yes, &quot;Dad's gay&quot;, man sauce]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[mobase @ 5/11/2008 4:18:44 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q26</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4157/1/#q19"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b> : I'm gay. Problem with that?</i></div>Not at all. I guess I'd be more curious about the dynamics between you and your wife- <br/>like- <br/>Does <i>she</i> wear the conductors hat when she pegs you, what do the kids tell their friends, and what kind of sauce does one use with imitation crabmeat?]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 5/11/2008 10:01:35 AM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q25</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4157/2/#q3"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>pocksucket</b> : Oh those things.<br/><br/>They scare me just a little bit.<br/><br/>A while ago they used to be called Crab Sticks but then Europe objected to them not containing any crab, hence the &quot;seafood snack product&quot; names they tend to carry now.</i></div> <br/>Yeh, there's something inherently wrong about something that's mushed up and then squished into a totally unnatural shape.<br/><br/>Seriously if ya check out the ingredients, urg!]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 5/11/2008 9:58:24 AM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q24</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4157/2/#q2"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>craziesean</b> : your not totally gay, just gay for old chubby guys with train sets and crab meat.  you have standards!<br/>I mean, it the guy had hot dogs and not crab meat i think you'd call it off!</i></div> Yeh I have standards and if it'd have been hot dogs there is NO way I'd have J/O on his trainset.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[pocksucket @ 5/11/2008 9:38:26 AM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q23</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4157/1/#q21"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b> : Interesting info on imitation crab meat <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.gale-edit.com/products/volumes/crab_meat.htm" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Here</a> <br/></i></div>Oh those things.<br/><br/>They scare me just a little bit.<br/><br/>A while ago they used to be called Crab Sticks but then Europe objected to them not containing any crab, hence the &quot;seafood snack product&quot; names they tend to carry now.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[craziesean @ 5/11/2008 9:37:48 AM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q22</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4157/1/#q19"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b> : I'm gay. Problem with that?</i></div>your not totally gay, just gay for old chubby guys with train sets and crab meat.  you have standards!<br/>I mean, it the guy had hot dogs and not crab meat i think you'd call it off!]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 5/11/2008 9:32:06 AM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q21</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4157/1/#q20"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>pocksucket</b> : Just as a little btw, imitation crab meat?<br/><br/>How so?  What's that?  Are real crabs scarce in some parts of the world*?<br/><br/>Or is it the meat from an imitation crab?<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>*Well yeah, I realise that in, say, Nebraska, there aren't that many native crabs.</i></div> Interesting info on imitation crab meat <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.gale-edit.com/products/volumes/crab_meat.htm" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Here</a> <br/><br/>I think its the same as those &quot;crab/seafood sticks&quot; you find in supermarkets here in the uk. Personally I live near a fishing town so we always have a ready supply of fresh crab. OM NOM NOM NOM]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[pocksucket @ 5/11/2008 9:21:03 AM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q20</link><description><![CDATA[Just as a little btw, imitation crab meat?<br/><br/>How so?  What's that?  Are real crabs scarce in some parts of the world*?<br/><br/>Or is it the meat from an imitation crab?<br/><br/><div class='imagecontainer' ><a href='/redir.p?http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e326/leofw/plimepics/imitationcrab.jpg' rel='nofollow' target='_blank' ><img  src='/images/null.gif' id='xhttpi42photobucketcomalbumse326leofwplimepicsimitationcrabjpg' style='border:1px solid #CDCDCD;background-color:#E6E6E6;' alt='Click here to show image'/></a><noscript> <span style='display:inline;width:300px;overflow:hidden;'><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e326/leofw/plimepics/imitationcrab.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e326/leofw/plimepics/imitationcrab.jpg</a></span></noscript></div><script>forumimage('http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e326/leofw/plimepics/imitationcrab.jpg','xhttpi42photobucketcomalbumse326leofwplimepicsimitationcrabjpg');</script><br/><br/><br/>*Well yeah, I realise that in, say, Nebraska, there aren't that many native crabs.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 5/11/2008 3:18:18 AM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q19</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4157/1/#q10"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>mobase</b> : What I wanna is this:<br/><br/>WHY were you searching for this?</i></div>I'm gay. Problem with that?]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[sykeo56 @ 5/10/2008 11:18:16 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q18</link><description><![CDATA[...and I just set a date!  I'll let you guys know how it goes!<br/><br/>(Kidding, btw.  Just in case you weren't sure.)]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[craziesean @ 5/10/2008 9:40:19 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q17</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4157/1/#q16"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>eLJay</b>&#160;:&#160;Ah geees, I just ate!</i></div>hope it wasnt imitation crab night!]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[eLJay @ 5/10/2008 9:38:48 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q16</link><description><![CDATA[Ah geees, I just ate!]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[larknet @ 5/10/2008 9:33:35 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q15</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4157/1/#q6"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b> : Yeh, I just messaged him! Who could pass up an offer like this. <br/><br/>Favourite quote:</i></div>It is a good thing you messaged him and not massaged him.  That would be inappropriate.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[craziesean @ 5/10/2008 8:53:37 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q14</link><description><![CDATA[JO in a godzilla suit while trampling a small train village with a mouth full of imitation crab??????.........sounds like a fairly average Saturday night to me..<br/><br/>...Oh look its Saturday night!]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[maven @ 5/10/2008 8:40:33 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q13</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4157/1/#q11"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>theblueFROG</b>:You guys might have missed it, but he wants someone to come jo (Jerk off) in his train room.</i></div>I'm really hoping most of the responders did in fact overlook that!<br/><br/>Creepy...Hez doin it right]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[mobase @ 5/10/2008 8:39:37 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q12</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4157/1/#q11"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>theblueFROG</b> : You guys might have missed it, but he wants someone to come jo (Jerk off) in his train room.</i></div>Oh, no.. We got that alright. *shudder*]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[theblueFROG @ 5/10/2008 7:29:40 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q11</link><description><![CDATA[You guys might have missed it, but he wants someone to come jo (Jerk off) in his train room.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[mobase @ 5/10/2008 6:49:27 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q10</link><description><![CDATA[What I wanna is this:<br/><br/>WHY were you searching for this? Are you into being nekkid with a conductors hat, or is it a &quot;furry&quot; thing- only with a godzilla suit?<br/><br/>Would that make you a &quot;scalie&quot; instead of a &quot;furry&quot;?<br/><br/>Inquiring minds want to know.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[haven @ 5/10/2008 1:43:03 AM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q9</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4157/1/#q8"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>D3SPiTE</b>&#160;:&#160;So he was looking for someone to hang out with and play godzilla?<br/>wtf</i></div>Godzilla... with inappropriate touching.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[D3SPiTE @ 5/9/2008 5:28:36 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q8</link><description><![CDATA[So he was looking for someone to hang out with and play godzilla?<br/>wtf]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[vexingmodstwo @ 5/9/2008 3:57:52 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q7</link><description><![CDATA[That could be the funniest thing I've seen in months.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 5/9/2008 3:27:04 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q6</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4157/1/#q2"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>craziesean</b> : BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!<br/><br/>I so want to hang out with that dude and play Godzilla!!  and free imitation crabmeat, who would pass up this &quot;good Time&quot;?  I'm going....whos with me!</i></div> Yeh, I just messaged him! Who could pass up an offer like this. <br/><br/>Favourite quote: <br/><br/><div class='qp pad d'><i>I'm not gay</i></div>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 5/9/2008 3:20:03 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q5</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4157/1/#q3"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>Moe</b> : ...</i></div> Yeh, good point.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Nicky666 @ 5/9/2008 3:18:59 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q4</link><description><![CDATA[Aaaawww, too bad I'm not a guy....<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>this just gave me the worst case of penis envy ever.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Moe @ 5/9/2008 3:18:31 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q3</link><description><![CDATA[...]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[craziesean @ 5/9/2008 3:17:20 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q2</link><description><![CDATA[BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!<br/><br/>I so want to hang out with that dude and play Godzilla!!  and free imitation crabmeat, who would pass up this &quot;good Time&quot;?  I'm going....whos with me!]]></description></item><table width='100%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='0'><tr class='lg plime2 trh'><td align="left" style='font-size:15pt'><b><div id='forum_header' name='forum_header'>Imitation Crabmeat - Craiglist rules!</div></b></td><td valign='bottom' align='right' style='font-size:10pt'  nowrap="nowrap"> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&lt;</a><span> <b><a class='page-selected td' href='/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss'>1</a></b> <a class='page td' href='/f/4157/2/rss0_91.rss'>2</a> <a href='/f/4157/2/rss0_91.rss' class='page td'>&gt;</a></span></td></tr></table><item><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 5/9/2008 3:15:02 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/f/4157/1/rss0_91.rss#q1</link><description><![CDATA[I found this on craigslist and saved a screenshot as I wanted to email it to some of my friends and I knew it was gonna get deleted and wanted to share with you all but it's not really newsworthy.<br/><br/>It's pretty WTF!<br/><br/><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://picfu.com/link/7751/9a3300a439ad14a8" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Linked here</a>]]></description></item></channel></rss>