<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>P.I.F.  : RSS 2.0</title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/low.mtm</link><description></description><language>en-us</language><webMaster>plime.com</webMaster><copyright>2008, plime.com.</copyright><lastBuildDate></lastBuildDate><pubDate></pubDate><generator>Plime/1</generator><docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs><image><title>P.I.F.  : RSS 2.0</title><url>http://www.plime.com/images/logo.gif</url><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/low.mtm</link></image><item><title><![CDATA[vexingmodstwo @ 5/15/2008 9:51:19 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4207/2/#q5"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>Bandit</b> : I attempted to make a joke.<br/>By using &quot;like&quot; (which made the statement a simile) it made my already bad metaphor even worse.<br/><br/>I apparently failed.  <br/><br/>Thank you for your astute correction.</i></div>Please don't take my observation as a critique of your joke.  I got that part and chuckled.  The metaphor vs simile thing has been bugging me for years... but only when I see them so naturally I forget to look it up.  It's a vicious cycle.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q27</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q27</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[blurmore @ 5/15/2008 9:50:39 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[so that was double entendre?]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q26</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q26</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Bandit @ 5/15/2008 9:48:14 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4207/2/#q2"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>vexingmodstwo</b> : Okay... clarification time.  I always thought that a metaphor was structured differently.  Like in this example, wouldn't the metaphor be more like this?:<br/><br/>Metaphors are Orange flavored Motor Oil.<br/><br/>Wouldn't the use of &quot;like&quot; make that a simile?<br/><br/>I'm asking a serious question here.  I'm not busting your balls.</i></div>I attempted to make a joke.<br/>By using &quot;like&quot; (which made the statement a simile) it made my already bad metaphor even worse.<br/><br/>I apparently failed.  <br/><br/>Thank you for your astute correction.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q25</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q25</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[vexingmodstwo @ 5/15/2008 9:48:10 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4207/2/#q3"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>blurmore</b> : you are correct sir! similies are statements that use like or as.</i></div>YES!!!  I'm not senile.. yet!]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q24</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q24</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[blurmore @ 5/15/2008 9:42:38 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4207/2/#q2"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>vexingmodstwo</b>&#160;:&#160;Okay... clarification time.  I always thought that a metaphor was structured differently.  Like in this example, wouldn't the metaphor be more like this?:<br/><br/>Metaphors are Orange flavored Motor Oil.<br/><br/>Wouldn't the use of &quot;like&quot; make that a simile?<br/><br/>I'm asking a serious question here.  I'm not busting your balls.</i></div>you are correct sir! similies are statements that use like or as.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q23</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q23</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[vexingmodstwo @ 5/15/2008 9:36:01 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4207/1/#q21"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>Bandit</b> : Bad Metaphors are like Orange flavored Motor oil.</i></div>Okay... clarification time.  I always thought that a metaphor was structured differently.  Like in this example, wouldn't the metaphor be more like this?:<br/><br/>Metaphors are Orange flavored Motor Oil.<br/><br/>Wouldn't the use of &quot;like&quot; make that a simile?<br/><br/>I'm asking a serious question here.  I'm not busting your balls.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q22</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q22</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Bandit @ 5/15/2008 9:32:34 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bad Metaphors are like Orange flavored Motor oil.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q21</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q21</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[blurmore @ 5/15/2008 9:23:40 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[1) Use types of weather to tell us how you feel right now!<br/><br/>Dusk (before the misquitoes really get biting) the world is lit by the ethereal afterglow of the Sun's orgasm.<br/><br/>2) What type of animal best represents you and why!<br/><br/>Cat...draw from it what you may I am a master of feigned ambivalence.<br/><br/>3) If you could rule the world what would you do!<br/><br/>Decree that in the opposite opinion and doctrine of $cientology psychiatrists should just prescribe whatever kind of psych med a patient asks for, and stop wasting time coming up with new ways of selling group therapy to college students.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q20</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q20</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[blurmore @ 5/15/2008 9:16:29 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4207/1/#q2"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>donteatpoop</b>&#160;:&#160;Is it okay if I use metaphores and similies? I don't really like smilies.</i></div>How bout metafwhores and slimeys?]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q19</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q19</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[TraumaMamma @ 5/15/2008 8:09:35 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4207/1/#q17"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b>&#160;:&#160;<br/>I f**kING HATE IT WHEN MY f**kING YELLOW ENVELOPE DOES'T FLASH SO I MISS PM'S!!!!!!!! </i></div>Me too. Why did you quit pm'img me??<br/><br/><div class='qp pad d'><i>Also I get a bit annoyed when my postman has the inability to push letters the whole way in through the letterbox and instead leaves half of the letter sticking outside so that when it's raining I get half-soggy letters.</i></div>Amen to that. We have a slot that goes into our closet in the foyer in the wall. We have a canopy over our front door, but things still get damp. He tries to shove everything in. I get my prescriptions thru the mail and he tries to shove the 4 bottles of them in a bag thru there, too. They are always hanging out. I may buy a regular mailbox, I am sick of ripping my mail.<br/><br/><div class='qp pad d'><i>The phone ringing just as I sit down to make poop is pretty irritating too... ok, enough venting.</i></div>Whenever I go anywhere, I am either in the bathroom or got the bullies all settled on my lap and my phone is far away from me.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q18</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q18</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 5/15/2008 3:11:05 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><i>...so if you would like you can just do<br/><br/>1) Compliments<br/>2) &quot;Venting&quot;<br/>3) Bad Metaphors</i></div>First off then I'd like to compliment DEP on consistantly making me look good. I'd like to compliment Mobase on his impeccable dress sense. Hoosker for being a d**k. I'd like to compliment Maven in advance on her home-baking. Punthe you're a great advert for Sony/Canada and pretty funny which makes me think maybe you have a ghost writer. TM I'd like to compliment you on a &quot;couple of things&quot; but I'll do that in pm ;) Jerry you are a great ambassador for plime apart from the whole &quot;Oh my god you are so gorgeous&quot; pm's thing :D<br/><br/>I'll add more to the list later.<br/><br/>Secondly, venting, here goes,<br/><br/>I f**kING HATE IT WHEN MY f**kING YELLOW ENVELOPE DOES'T FLASH SO I MISS PM'S!!!!!!!! <br/><br/>Also I get a bit annoyed when my postman has the inability to push letters the whole way in through the letterbox and instead leaves half of the letter sticking outside so that when it's raining I get half-soggy letters.<br/><br/>The phone ringing just as I sit down to make poop is pretty irritating too... ok, enough venting.<br/><br/>HHhhmmmm, No.3. Plime is like a monkey, most of the time it's funny and cheeky and makes ya want to hug the little b*****d, but sometimes when it sneaks up behind you and tugs on both your ears you just wanna slap the spit out it's mouth.<br/><br/>Life is like a box of chocolates, never leave it on the heater.<br/> <br/>The whole worlds a stage..... unfortunately a lot of people don't know how to act.<br/><br/>*secretly pleased with the last metaphor*]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q17</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q17</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[maven @ 5/15/2008 12:49:58 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4207/1/#q15"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>Bornbad</b>&#160;:&#160;1) Use types of weather to tell us how you feel right now!-Hot!<br/><br/>2) What type of animal best represents you and why!-Anteater(the ladies know what I mean)<br/><br/>3) If you could rule the world what would you do!-I'd have my own girlscout troop.</i></div>Awww...Cuddly!<br/><br/>Hmmmm...*scurries off to look for merit badges*]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q16</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q16</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Bornbad @ 5/15/2008 12:48:21 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[1) Use types of weather to tell us how you feel right now!-Hot!<br/><br/>2) What type of animal best represents you and why!-Anteater(the ladies know what I mean)<br/><br/>3) If you could rule the world what would you do!-I'd have my own girlscout troop.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q15</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q15</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[maven @ 5/14/2008 11:49:18 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[How about bad similies?<br/><br/>That's as flat as a sheet that's been ironed twice and starched.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q14</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q14</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[leehblanc @ 5/14/2008 10:51:51 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4207/1/#q8"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>donteatpoop</b> : Haha, I was 16 seconds faster than you.</i></div>My mom mentioned something about you being quick :p]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q13</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q13</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[sykeo56 @ 5/14/2008 10:51:08 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4207/1/#q3"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>suebe</b> : I'm confused...I can't relate to SIF...and as for PIF...I think we need separate threads for that.<br/><br/>Anyway...that's my HO.</i></div>Now, Suebe, just because you're a level 30, doesn't mean you can just go around calling people your &quot;ho.&quot;  Most women don't really appreciate that term.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q12</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q12</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[donteatpoop @ 5/14/2008 10:49:11 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4207/1/#q9"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>MurderousKitty</b>&#160;:&#160;I am so getting down-voted for starting this thread...</i></div>Nah, you won't get downvoted for starting this thread. <br/><br/>Ridiculed maybe, but not downvoted.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q11</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q11</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[leehblanc @ 5/14/2008 10:47:59 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[Well, I have a tooth that is all but gone, so just the root is exposed.  When the meds wear off, I feel like a rolling thundercloud.  When I take the Vicodin, I feel like a warm spring day, with butterflies and flowers swaying in the breeze.  Right now, the clouds are rolling in, till midnight :)<br/><br/>If I could rule the world, my first decree would be that we have a responsibility to put aside our differences and get along.  If an alien race ever landed here on Earth, how laughable would they find it that we spend so much time, money and effort trying to kill each other?]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q10</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q10</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[MurderousKitty @ 5/14/2008 10:47:53 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[I am so getting down-voted for starting this thread...]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q9</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q9</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[donteatpoop @ 5/14/2008 10:46:20 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4207/1/#q6"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>vexingmodstwo</b>&#160;:&#160;Where?</i></div>Haha, I was 16 seconds faster than you.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q8</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q8</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[vexingmodstwo @ 5/14/2008 10:46:03 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4207/1/#q5"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>donteatpoop</b> : Who? Which one?</i></div>Bastid.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q7</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q7</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[vexingmodstwo @ 5/14/2008 10:45:43 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4207/1/#q3"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>suebe</b> : <br/><br/>Anyway...that's my HO.</i></div>Where?]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q6</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q6</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[donteatpoop @ 5/14/2008 10:45:27 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/f/4207/1/#q3"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>suebe</b>:<br/>Anyway...that's my HO.</i></div>Who? Which one?]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q5</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q5</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[MurderousKitty @ 5/14/2008 10:45:27 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[No one can really relate to SIF or PIF. And once reading my starter comment, I'm really understanding how complicated this is. I think I'm going to change this...]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q4</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q4</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[suebe @ 5/14/2008 10:40:53 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm confused...I can't relate to SIF...and as for PIF...I think we need separate threads for that.<br/><br/>Anyway...that's my HO.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q3</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q3</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[donteatpoop @ 5/14/2008 10:39:21 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[Is it okay if I use metaphores and similies? I don't really like smilies.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q2</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q2</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><table width='100%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='0'><tr class='lg plime2 trh'><td align="left" style='font-size:15pt'><b><div id='forum_header' name='forum_header'>P.I.F.</div></b></td><td valign='bottom' align='right' style='font-size:10pt'  nowrap="nowrap"> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&lt;</a><span> <b><a class='page-selected td' href='/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss'>1</a></b> <a class='page td' href='/f/4207/2/rss2_0.rss'>2</a> <a href='/f/4207/2/rss2_0.rss' class='page td'>&gt;</a></span></td></tr></table><item><title><![CDATA[MurderousKitty @ 5/14/2008 10:37:04 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[or, the Plimate Issues Forum. If anyone has ever had to do stupid Student Issues Forum (SIF) at school or some sort of strange &quot;Issues&quot; Group, this is what I am trying to get at. While in real life, SIF is stupid to the point of self flagellation, I thought that it would be cool (?) here on Plime. Because SIF is very random, rarely gets problems resolved, lets you talk about them, and lets you use strange and often bad metaphors and similies. <br/><br/>I thought it might be fun because of some of the creative minds here on Plime. And because I am a forum addict. <br/><br/>Here are some of the questions that SIF uses...<br/><br/>1) Use types of weather to tell us how you feel right now!<br/><br/>2) What type of animal best represents you and why!<br/><br/>3) If you could rule the world what would you do!<br/><br/>and other weird questions like that...<br/><br/>So if you want to answer questions or pose questions<br/>or something of that sort...<br/><br/>Oh and another part of PIF is thanking people for things that they have done, or congratulating them, or bringing up a problem...<br/><br/>I just thought that this was a random enough topic for a hearty (??) Plime forum...Have a good time with PIF....<br/><br/>EDIT: suebe explained how confusing this whole thing is...so if you would like you can just do<br/><br/>1) Compliments <br/>2) &quot;Venting&quot;<br/>3) Bad Metaphors <br/><br/>unless you want to do the whole shabang.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q1</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/f/4207/1/rss2_0.rss#q1</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item></channel></rss>