You're a saint. What have you done in your life to confirm this assumption?

You're a b***h. What have you done in your life to confirm this assumption?

GOOD GOLLY MISS MARLI!!!!

1) If you had to pick just one TV show to watch for the rest of your life, what would it be?
2) If you found an abandoned elephant and had to teach it how to dance, how much would bananas cost?
3) If you're falling from a cliff 1,400 feet off the ground and had nothing but socks on, would pie still be delicious?
4) What's your biggest guilty obsession?

I rescued a stray kitten out of an air duct once. He was severely injured, so I drove him to the vet's office and held him while they euthanized the little guy.

Generally it involves things I say in the heat of the moment that, while they may be true, should really be thought through more.
I once made someone cry because when she told me she felt like a bad mother, I told her she was a bad mother, and I wasn't going to reassure her otherwise until she got her s**t together.

I'm going to go with M*A*S*H- it's funny and it was on for like 10 years so it would be easier not to get bored with that one.
Free! If you ride into a fruit stand on an elephant and say "I'm taking these bananas", who's going to stop you from leaving?
Pie is always delicious. Especially if it's a ginormous pie that is going to break my fall with a cushion of lemon meringue goodness.
I am actually ashamed of this, so I think it speaks well of my integrity that I'm admitting it. I hardly miss an episode of Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood.

That is by far the best response I've gotten to that question. Well played Miss Marli, well played. :D