Step right up! The line forms here, because we all know that since Punthe's cats' breath smells like cat food; what other information he is not giving us may reveal the true nature of the cats' breath.

And without further delay, lets start this off:

Is there something that you need in order to fall asleep at night?

What is your favorite food to cook?

Yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come. Live for today: True or False

Are you gonna eat that?

Boxers or briefs, why?

What does your cat's breath smell like?

Only one person to post before me and the question was already stolen!

How do you feel about Canada?

Are you any good at doing cartwheels?

Ever been swimming in freezing water?

What's your favorite color?

If you were a musical instrument, what would you be?

1. Favorite cookie?
2. Favorite band?
3. Favorite movie?
4. Favorite food?
5. Favorite place to live (of the places you have lived)
6. Favorite ice skater?
7. Favorite muppet?
8. Favorite sport?
9. Favorite team of said sport?
10. Favorite past time?

use a sentence with the word "about"

What's your favorite Canadian tv show?

Did you ever used to watch mr dressup on channel 9(for Michigan the Canadian channel)?


What's your favorite meal from Tim Hortons?

What's your worst childhood memory invovling Ice and a tutu?

If you were to add a 13th month into the year, where would you put it and what would you call it?

Coke or Pepsi?

What villain from literature or history do you relate to the most?

What is the theme song for the movie that is being made about your life?

What is your best Scrabble word?

What part of Khanader are you from? Because I'd swear I saw you in Winnipeg the other day. Either that, or you've got a long-lost evil twin brother who's sole ambition in life is to create mayhem and chaos and blame it all on you. So which is it?

So, Punthe... when are you going to come down here and build/paint kits with us? And if you show up next Wonderfest without a finished kit, do I get to make fun of you?

What are your top 5 films of all time? Top 5 songs?

Who scoops the litter box(es) at your place, or do you switch off? Is one of you the "cuddler" and the other the "discipliner"?

Punthe, I have a moral dilemma to ask of you.

You are on a boat in the harbor and so is another boat. You have just been told that each boat is wired to explode. Both boats have a remote that will explode the other. If no choice is made both will explode. You are sitting on a boat full of beautiful women. The other boat is filled with small, crying children and one, trigger happy captain. Save the children and the women on your boat will be grateful (and very attracted to you), but dead. Save the women and they'll hate you for blowin' the children into bits.

What DO you DO?

Can you give me a ride to the airport?

I tip.

Would you rather:

A) Sh*t grapes one at a time, one every 43 seconds until you had three pounds every time you used the bathroom. You would need to deal with disposing of the grapes of course.

B) Every time you said the words "grape", "fruit" or "shit", three large somewhat moldy grapefruits would drop out of the sky / ceiling and hit you squarely on the head. You would need to deal with disposing of the grapefruits of course. If you only thought one of the three magic words, you only get one moldy grapefruit. But if you typed the words, you would get one fresh grapefruit.

Consider that if you ever said "grapefruit", you would get a double hit, which might cause you to yell "SHIT!" which in turn would...

C) Every cigar you ever smoked for the rest of your life would have a 19% chance of being stuffed with cheap smelly canned cat food, with no way to find out until you were halfway through it. At that point if it were cat food, it would stink to high heaven and taste even worse.

D) Have all of Canada taken over and governed by Newark, NJ for the next 22 years. After that, a revolutionary army wins Canada's freedom again, but in process, all Canadian beer is destroyed and cannot be rebrewed for another 22 years.

As usual, you cannot have any financial gain from any of your choices.

Please explain the reasoning for your choice in exquisite detail.

What is your left hand?

How Great Lakes?

Okay so your cats breath smells like cat food--I still say cat butt--can you prove me wrong?

What is your favorite child hood memory?

What is your worst child hood memory?

Ever gone toilet papering?

Was that you outside my window last night?

Brothers or sisters?

Are you the youngest, oldest, or in the middle?

1) If you had to pick just one TV show to watch for the rest of your life, what would it be?
2) If you found an abandoned elephant and had to teach it how to dance, how much would bananas cost?
3) If you're falling from a cliff 1,400 feet off the ground and had nothing but socks on, would pie still be delicious?
4) What's your biggest guilty obsession?
5) What's your number one favorite video game of all time? You can only pick one.
6) If your cat's breath smells like cat food, what does punthe's breath smell like?
7) What's your favorite movie quote of all time?

Hey, it's my second most favorite canadian ever! (My first favorite is pretty much anyone other than punthe)

So you seem intelligent, what is something you've done in life that can back this assumption up?

So you seem idiotic, what is something you've done in life that can back this assumption up?

You so nice. What you did to prove this?

You so mean. What you did to prove this?

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? Are you? If not, why?

What's your favourite 'Hip song?

Do you cheer for the Argos, too?

Why doesn't Hamilton have a hockey team?

What is the plural form of the word moose?

Is there anything that Stan Winston can't make better?

If you were to be in my hometown on say, Aug. 9th what movie would you be seeing?

Dear punthe...

Do you love me?

Really?

How's the weather?

What would happen if you spilled maple syrup on your ps3?

What would you do for a klondike bar?

Would you like to touch my penis?

What is your favorite book?

Who is your favorite villain?

Can I have some money?

Did you fix the blue button?

Chicken or fish?

Hit any deers lately?

Will klub ever come around?

When are you watching The Dark Knight again?

Can I come?


The end?--I mean, the end.

You forgot Pyoo.

If two rights don't make a wrong, what do they make?

If two cookies meet in a forrest, and one is chocolate chip, what is the other one?

Do you really want to hurt me?

Do you really want to make me cry?

I believe in magic...

When will you stop spreading those horrible rumors about Mr. Kitty and me?