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<![CDATA[drStrangelove @ 2/21/2007 11:22:33 PM]]>25775
Drug tests aren't really to test if you do drugs, they're to test if you can't stop doing them... DUH!

The only time I failed a drug test it turned out to be one of the best things that ever...]]>2007-02-21T23:22:33+01:002007-02-21T23:22:33+01:00
Drug tests aren't really to test if you do drugs, they're to test if you can't stop doing them... DUH!

The only time I failed a drug test it turned out to be one of the best things that ever happened to me.. go figure.]]><![CDATA[KillerBean @ 2/20/2007 6:20:33 PM]]>25383« escaflowne : I say we need the mythbusters to check if any of this crap even works. Of course the best way to pass a drug test would be to NOT DO DRUGS!<...]]>2007-02-20T18:20:33+01:002007-02-20T18:20:33+01:00« escaflowne : I say we need the mythbusters to check if any of this crap even works. Of course the best way to pass a drug test would be to NOT DO DRUGS!Speaking of Mythbusters ... they had an episode where they checked to see if eating a poppy-seed bagel resulted in a positive test, which it did.

http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/episode/00to49/episode_11.html


Just goes to show that these tests are inconclusive and thus should not be used. Seriously, if an employee is completely capable of performing their job efficiently why should it matter if they dont pass a drug test. If it turns out to be an issue, then said person would eventually get terminated for being a slacker. This country is full of hypocrits. It's not ok to recreationally smoke some ganja, but it's totally acceptable to take sleeping pills, pain killers, anti-depressants, Weight loss pills, erection pills, and God knows how many other barely-even-tested "prescription" drugs.]]><![CDATA[Bornbad @ 2/20/2007 3:26:46 PM]]>25319« Mershaullk : What exactly do you mean by the Jerry Garcia comment? I happen to know for a fact that Jerry was an avid pot-smoker, among a few ot...]]>2007-02-20T15:26:46+01:002007-02-20T15:26:46+01:00« Mershaullk : What exactly do you mean by the Jerry Garcia comment? I happen to know for a fact that Jerry was an avid pot-smoker, among a few other things. The only time he was clean in his life was before he tried it, and the two months before his death.That was just a little inside joke between me and donteatpoop.]]><![CDATA[Mershaullk @ 2/20/2007 1:07:46 PM]]>25305« Bornbad : Guns don't kill people, uh...people kill people? (I'm channeling Jerry, wait...from the bottom of the Ganges river he says..."Onl...]]>2007-02-20T13:07:46+01:002007-02-20T13:07:46+01:00« Bornbad : Guns don't kill people, uh...people kill people? (I'm channeling Jerry, wait...from the bottom of the Ganges river he says..."Only dopes smoke dope!") Tell your little friend.What exactly do you mean by the Jerry Garcia comment? I happen to know for a fact that Jerry was an avid pot-smoker, among a few other things. The only time he was clean in his life was before he tried it, and the two months before his death.]]><![CDATA[escaflowne @ 2/20/2007 9:32:08 AM]]>252752007-02-20T09:32:08+01:002007-02-20T09:32:08+01:00<![CDATA[Bornbad @ 2/20/2007 9:24:25 AM]]>25270« billyd1 : Hasn't anyone here ever heard the expression "It's only illegal if you get caught".Does that also apply to rape an...]]>2007-02-20T09:24:25+01:002007-02-20T09:24:25+01:00« billyd1 : Hasn't anyone here ever heard the expression "It's only illegal if you get caught".Does that also apply to rape and murder? I'm confused.]]><![CDATA[billyd1 @ 2/20/2007 8:15:56 AM]]>252542007-02-20T08:15:56+01:002007-02-20T08:15:56+01:00<![CDATA[trushafty38 @ 2/20/2007 3:08:01 AM]]>252482007-02-20T03:08:01+01:002007-02-20T03:08:01+01:00
and a little advise...drugs are cool but only to the people who dont think they need them....

junkies live in junkies has always been my motto

....now im off to smoke some crack peace]]><![CDATA[donteatpoop @ 2/20/2007 2:15:00 AM]]>252442007-02-20T02:15:00+01:002007-02-20T02:15:00+01:00<![CDATA[donteatpoop @ 2/19/2007 10:51:00 PM]]>25214« runninutes : Yeah... I can't condone this either. There's legal stuff and then there's illegal stuff, and this is an article about helping peopl...]]>2007-02-19T22:51:00+01:002007-02-19T22:51:00+01:00« runninutes : Yeah... I can't condone this either. There's legal stuff and then there's illegal stuff, and this is an article about helping people do illegal stuff. Regardless of your feelings about whether it should be illegal or not, it is.Meh. Lots of things are illegal. Parking 10 feet from a stop sign, going 30mph in 25mph zone, crossing the street where there is no crosswalk (regardless of traffic), drinking beer if you're only 20 years old, killing hookers... The list goes on.]]><![CDATA[Bornbad @ 2/19/2007 10:44:00 PM]]>25213« donteatpoop : I guess the difference is that I don't feel bad for the idiots who do stupid s**t and get busted. If you need to get a job or take ...]]>2007-02-19T22:44:00+01:002007-02-19T22:44:00+01:00« donteatpoop : I guess the difference is that I don't feel bad for the idiots who do stupid s**t and get busted. If you need to get a job or take one of these tests for any reason: abstain from smoking (or doing whatever you are doing). Pot stays in your system longer than any other drug, which means you have to abstain for a longer period of time. I have a friend who has been unable to get hired for three months now because the idiot keeps smoking bud. I don't feel bad, because he knows better, and I've told him as much. He is in the predicament he is in because of a series of poor choices that he made. Similarly, anyone who follows a website's advice on how to pass a drug test will be in a bad spot because of a failure to use what little sense they have.

Again, Stoners don't get into trouble with the law; Stupid Stoners get into trouble with the law.

(Oh, and thanks Mr. Garcia. I'm a big fan of your jam sessions and your outlook on life. But no matter how nice you were before, coming back from the dead is just scary.)Guns don't kill people, uh...people kill people? (I'm channeling Jerry, wait...from the bottom of the Ganges river he says..."Only dopes smoke dope!") Tell your little friend.]]><![CDATA[runninutes @ 2/19/2007 10:41:45 PM]]>252122007-02-19T22:41:45+01:002007-02-19T22:41:45+01:00<![CDATA[donteatpoop @ 2/19/2007 10:38:52 PM]]>25211« Bornbad : Jerry Garcia gave you a vote up. Why do you think they call it dope? If I were in your shoes (ewww)I would not be calling for th...]]>2007-02-19T22:38:52+01:002007-02-19T22:38:52+01:00« Bornbad : Jerry Garcia gave you a vote up. Why do you think they call it dope? If I were in your shoes (ewww)I would not be calling for the misinformation of a random internet link to save some poor, dumb soul from passing a test that could mean freedom, or jail.(ask any parole officer if this will work)I guess the difference is that I don't feel bad for the idiots who do stupid s**t and get busted. If you need to get a job or take one of these tests for any reason: abstain from smoking (or doing whatever you are doing). Pot stays in your system longer than any other drug, which means you have to abstain for a longer period of time. I have a friend who has been unable to get hired for three months now because the idiot keeps smoking bud. I don't feel bad, because he knows better, and I've told him as much. He is in the predicament he is in because of a series of poor choices that he made. Similarly, anyone who follows a website's advice on how to pass a drug test will be in a bad spot because of a failure to use what little sense they have.

Again, Stoners don't get into trouble with the law; Stupid Stoners get into trouble with the law.

(Oh, and thanks Mr. Garcia. I'm a big fan of your jam sessions and your outlook on life. But no matter how nice you were before, coming back from the dead is just scary.)]]><![CDATA[Bornbad @ 2/19/2007 10:32:17 PM]]>25209« donteatpoop : It kind of ties in with my "There are smart stoners and there are stupid stoners" theory. You see the stupid ones in the ...]]>2007-02-19T22:32:17+01:002007-02-19T22:32:17+01:00« donteatpoop : It kind of ties in with my "There are smart stoners and there are stupid stoners" theory. You see the stupid ones in the news all the time, and it has given people who take drugs a bad wrap. You see crack heads robbing Banks and sucking pimp cock, but you never hear about the ones who work 40 hours, don't call off, and just sort of veg out in the corner. You hear about coke heads going off on violent raging tangents, but your don't hear about the ones who snort and go about their daily business without causing any problems to anyone. You hear about the stupid potheads who are practically brain dead, but you don't hear about the ones who go on to lead successful lives.

The stupid ones end up on the news. And the stupid ones will try to pass drug tests by following the ludicrous suggestions in this article. It's evolution, survival of the fittest. This is weeding* out the stupid people.

*intended punJerry Garcia gave you a vote up. Why do you think they call it dope? If I were in your shoes (ewww)I would not be calling for the misinformation of a random internet link to save some poor, dumb soul from passing a test that could mean freedom, or jail.(ask any parole officer if this will work)]]><![CDATA[donteatpoop @ 2/19/2007 9:12:21 PM]]>251832007-02-19T21:12:21+01:002007-02-19T21:12:21+01:00
The stupid ones end up on the news. And the stupid ones will try to pass drug tests by following the ludicrous suggestions in this article. It's evolution, survival of the fittest. This is weeding* out the stupid people.

*intended pun]]><![CDATA[Bornbad @ 2/19/2007 8:55:24 PM]]>25178« donteatpoop : Did you know that smoking pot is also illegal? Many people do it, though. Many places screen new hires for this harmless intoxicant...]]>2007-02-19T20:55:24+01:002007-02-19T20:55:24+01:00« donteatpoop : Did you know that smoking pot is also illegal? Many people do it, though. Many places screen new hires for this harmless intoxicant. Many people who are otherwise law abiding citizens are subject to this issue and may need help passing a test. Upvote from me.

I must say, for anyone about to take the test, the best way to pass one of these is to abstain for a few weeks, drink nothing but water and/or cranberry juice, and pee often. Stay away from fatty foods and caffine especially.No up vote for you, Satan.
Your comment makes sense... but...only the second paragraph means anything.]]><![CDATA[donteatpoop @ 2/19/2007 8:28:57 PM]]>251632007-02-19T20:28:57+01:002007-02-19T20:28:57+01:00
I must say, for anyone about to take the test, the best way to pass one of these is to abstain for a few weeks, drink nothing but water and/or cranberry juice, and pee often. Stay away from fatty foods and caffine especially.]]><![CDATA[Bornbad @ 2/19/2007 8:10:59 PM]]>25151
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This system is provided free of charge as an educational guide for our visitors. We make no specific guaranty or warranty that this system will help a person who completes it to successfully pass a drug test by getting a negative test result.
Need I say more? This is where I downvote because someone might go to jail.]]><![CDATA[aoeu @ 2/19/2007 6:42:44 PM]]>251382007-02-19T18:42:44+01:002007-02-19T18:42:44+01:00