Elton John May Turn You Gay
Elton John May Turn You Gay
Tobago Church leaders are worried Sir Elton John’s performance at a jazz festival will turn locals gay. picked by suebe 2 years ago
tags elton john tobago gay
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 DoggySpe...
2 years ago
Puh,

If the sight of a gay person would make people gay, then the past 4 years should've shown a mass increase in "coming outs" because of Lord of the Rings.

Complete utter religious bullpoo.
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 imnotyoo
2 years ago
Do they have any special gay-retardant goggles the audience could wear to protect themselves?
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 VoodooPe...
2 years ago
There are something like eight horrible, horrible Elton John songs on the Muzak track at work. If I thought there was a chance they were turning some cute guys gay, it would make my daily 8 hours of suffering thru them worthwhile.
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