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<link><id>45376</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/45376/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Hello Kitty turns attention to young men]]></title><description><![CDATA[&quot;We think Hello Kitty is accepted by young men as a design statement in fashion,&quot; spokesman Kazuo Tohmatsu said.<br/><br/>ok, which of you fellas are going to be the first to proudly wear the hello kitty line for men? hoosker? subobisis?]]></description><comments>3</comments><score>265</score><crdate>12/28/2007 11:36:24 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-12-28T11:36:24+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>44954</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/44954/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Return of the Hello Kitty Shoulder Massager]]></title><description><![CDATA[Manufactured between 1997 and 1999, Sanrio have always insisted that the only purpose this vibrating device should and could be put to is as a shoulder massager, and nothing else.<br/><br/>It's now back on the market, along with a <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.jbox.com/PRODUCT/OMO291A" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">new range</a> the double as keyrings - a marketing strategy that the Rabbit people have never thought of.<br/><br/><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.jossip.com/sex/hello-kitty-shoulder-massager-threatens-to-usurp-the-rabbit-as-cutest-female-sex-toy-20071203/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Pundits</a> expect this to be big.  And at the same time quite slim and discreet.<br/><br/>The question on my mind though is just how creepy would a Hello Kitty <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.fleshlight.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fleshlight</a> be?<br/><br/>Main link SFW, links in the description less so.]]></description><comments>13</comments><score>179</score><crdate>12/21/2007 6:46:03 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-12-21T06:46:03+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>60939</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/60939/1/</url><title><![CDATA[All he wanted to do was take his wife's name]]></title><description><![CDATA[All Michael Buday wanted to do was take the last name of his wife, Diana Bijon, when they married in the US.<br/><br/>But it took two years, a lawsuit alleging sex discrimination and a change in California law before he picked up his new drivers licence in the name of Michael Bijon on Monday.]]></description><comments>29</comments><score>467</score><crdate>5/7/2008 9:00:47 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-05-07T09:00:47+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>80274</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/80274/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Did You Know?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Interesting video about our world and the future. The world is changing and growing so rapidly that we can barely see what tomorrow will be like.Download <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://cache01.global-aoma.com/origin/promommx/api/PromoMMX/42/227/GMM_Rome_DidYouKnow_300.wmv" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here.</a>]]></description><comments>5</comments><score>118</score><crdate>10/25/2008 2:48:33 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-10-25T14:48:33+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>65688</id><url>http://www.plime.com/technology/l/65688/1/</url><title><![CDATA[The Japanese Create Robotic Girlfriend]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Japanese created a robotic girlfriend for adults, her name is EMA (Eternal Maiden Actualization) and she can kiss on command, sing, dance and hand out business cards.]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>69</score><crdate>6/17/2008 12:08:09 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-06-17T12:08:09+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>82466</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/82466/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Michael Jackson has 'converted to Islam']]></title><description><![CDATA[Michael Jackson has converted to Islam and changed his name to Mikaeel, according to reports.]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>240</score><crdate>11/21/2008 6:13:07 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-11-21T06:13:07+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>75779</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/75779/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Man leaves girlfriend in prison]]></title><description><![CDATA[A miserly German man left his girlfriend in prison rather than pay her approximately $330 fine.]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>232</score><crdate>9/11/2008 9:18:39 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-09-11T09:18:39+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>55848</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/55848/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Zoltan's Robot Girlfriend (mildly NSFW)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Zoltan's website shows how he built a robot girlfriend on his website, and explains why he proposed to it in this <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://gizmodo.com/367698/technosexual-one-mans-tale-of-robot-love" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">article</a>.<br/><br/>I cannot even begin to describe how creepy and downright WRONG this is. I feel the need to bathe in bleach now. This guy needs help and a cleaner.]]></description><comments>12</comments><score>54</score><crdate>3/26/2008 2:24:50 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-26T14:24:50+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>71103</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/71103/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Greek man beheads girlfriend on Santorini island]]></title><description><![CDATA[A 31-year-old Greek beheaded his girlfriend and carried her head round the popular tourist island of Santorini before he was arrested, police said on Sunday.]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>236</score><crdate>8/4/2008 6:17:40 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-08-04T06:17:40+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>24929</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/24929/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Clark and Michael]]></title><description><![CDATA[A VERY funny internet series featuring Michael Cera from Arrested Development.]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>10</score><crdate>6/23/2007 3:29:37 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-06-23T15:29:37+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>35720</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/35720/1/</url><title><![CDATA[The Future of the Web]]></title><description><![CDATA[A man switches on a tiny wireless chip that has been surgically implanted behind his ear, which then synchs up with the Web wherever he is in the world. An article that presents some interesting predictions of what the Internet will be like in the future.]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>102</score><crdate>9/14/2007 7:32:09 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-09-14T19:32:09+01:00</atomdate></link></items></xml>