The Chuck Norris meme is getting really old, but Penguin is trying to wring a little more money from it by publishing the list of Chuck Norris "facts". These are very old and done tounge-in-cheek. Chuck Norris, understandably, takes offense that someone is profiting off his name. picked by 2manyusernames 10 months ago

There have been vandalism before at Norris Park in Albury (a city in Australia), but usually just quick spray paint. This one really shows some talent. See story and comment for image. picked by 2manyusernames 7 months ago

The teen, whose name authorities did not release because of his age, was charged but not jailed yesterday, Laughlin said.

*For the love of all things holy, Jail Him! It's for his own protection! It won't stop Chuck, but it will slow him down for a second or two. picked by leehblanc 6 months ago

In this clip from "Lone Wolf McQuaid", Mr. Norris gets burried alive inside of his Dodge Ramcharger. How will he escape? You gotta watch. picked by em0ney 1 year ago

A t-shirts site has been sued by chuck norris because of a t-shirt... the owner has posted the e-mail conversation with Chuck norris'lawyers... So funny! picked by artzoom 1 year ago

Guess Chuck Norris was right. picked by gammerus 11 months ago

My pop-culture-reference meter just broke. picked by jaxomlotus 2 years ago

I couldn't stop laughing after I saw this. picked by 86Apex 9 months ago

This is truly the end of the World... of warcraft picked by sholom22 1 year ago

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" picked by waggamandave 1 year ago

Hilarious list of Chuck Norris vs. Linus Torvalds.
My favorites:
Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.
and
People pray to Jesus, but Jesus prays to Linus Torvalds.
:P picked by Lighioana 12 months ago

Chuck Norris joked that Huckabee’s chief rival may be too old for the job.

Then proceeded to roundhouse kick the reporter to death that didnt laugh at his joke hard enough! picked by craziesean 9 months ago

Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick anyone who doesn't back Mike Huckabee...So no one will be alive to vote except himself and Mike Huckabee, so Mike Huckabee will win. picked by hilltophoodlum 10 months ago

Recent interview where Chuck is practically incoherent. Brain damage, drugs or just too much partying? Click on "Watch the GMT Interview" to see the video. picked by tomphoolry 2 years ago

This has got to hurt... picked by em0ney 1 year ago

City officials want to shut down one of the chain's restaurants on the south side of Milwaukee, citing frequency of thefts, burglaries, and fights. One official believes it's "just a matter of time until a shooting takes place". picked by Wingnut 2 years ago