A compilation of Jack Handy thoughts. I love these!

"Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it." - Jack Handy picked by tupark 9 months ago

Tvirus had posted the first part of this Drunk HistoryPart 1. This time its Jack Black, and this is absolutely brilliant. (Part 2.5 in the Comments)

One night in November, Eric Falconer drank 8 Vodka Cranberries. Then he discussed a great historical event, Franklin Flying the Kite. picked by MUPpetMAKer 6 months ago

A hobby historian has discovered the oldest known recipe for German sausage, a list of ingredients for Thuringian bratwurst nearly 600 years old. picked by AutumnLotus 10 months ago

It's a nutritional info calculator at the Jack-in-the-Box website. I thought it was cool. Select the items you want and press 'calculate'. The Sourdough Jack (my favorite) has over 700 calories and 51.3 grams of fat. wow. picked by cheeselog1234 1 year ago

In early 2007 the Florida Bar filed a five count, 38-page complaint against Florida Lawyer Jack Thompson, seeking sanctions against the outspoken critic of video games.

Judge Tunis has now released her report, with recommendations that Thompson be found guilty of 27 of the 31 charges. picked by 2manyusernames 3 months ago

Police files giving step-by-step details of 1888 killings by "Jack The Ripper" will go on public display for the first time. picked by 2manyusernames 5 months ago

After terrorizing Boston, The Mooninites are once again up to no good...and only Jack Bauer can stop them. picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

Movie legend Jack Nicholson has been admitted to the hospital with no details being released. picked by musicgirldani 2 years ago

Seems that mischievous old Jack in the Box is running ads that imply Carls Jr and Hardees make their "Angus" burgers from cow butts. picked by BrownTrout 1 year ago

Dead! (His death is not yet rated) picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

Links to 395 timelines to fictional universes from books, movies, books, and comics. picked by 2manyusernames 3 months ago

39 picked by ReaDiculous 4 months ago

The whole thing is pretty funny, but the best part is how he figures out the first question in the clip. picked by Fizz71 12 months ago

He might not drink like a champion, but his efforts have nevertheless clearly reached the level of "epic" and "historic" in recent years. His name is Kyle Orton. He is but one man, but his achievements will outlast us all. picked by wags273 8 months ago

XxX_Spiderman_XxX picked by Dangerman 11 months ago

Curly rides into the sunset. picked by tomphoolry 2 years ago

His presence made mediocre films good and good films great. He was a ’50s psycho, a ’60s biker, a ’70s angry rebel bucking the system and an ’80s cartoonish villain with raised eyebrows and a leering smile. picked by afeldman 2 years ago

Located in Neptune, New Jersey, for the price of $449k. No word on the condition of the 'Cuckoo's Nest'. picked by musicgirldani 2 years ago

This is the trailer for the new movie directed by Michele Gondry. It stars Jack Black. It looks great. picked by em0ney 1 year ago

Supermarket worker Tom Stephens was arrested by police at his home at Trimley St Martin, near Felixstowe.

He is being held on suspicion of murdering prostitutes Gemma Adams, Anneli Alderton, Tania Nicol, Paula Clennell and Annette Nicholls. picked by digitalgimpling 2 years ago