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The Time I Lost Control of My Bowels On the Water Slide
The Time I Lost Control of My Bowels On the Water Slide
(hilarious craigslist entry)
Our local water park is opening this weekend, so I'm posting in honor of this small town's most exciting annual event. picked by gnikgnok 1 year ago
tags bowels water slide water park poop poo
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 Bornbad
1 year ago
Too sleepy to read the story. I'll read it while I'm doing laundry in the am, Voted up great headline. I know you're good for it.
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 Bornbad
1 year ago
Oh, yeah...Godnight and goodbless.
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 donteatp...
1 year ago
lost control, discharging a foul, liquid trail.
A child screamed somewhere behind me, as I slid toward certain humiliation below.
Fantastic.
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 rambler
1 year ago
Hehheh, there was some great language in there, had me laughing out loud.

I should have known, after seeing the title and this in the first sentence:
...guilt and shame over a horrible incident and the need to purge myself...
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 Hoosker
1 year ago
Excellent post gnikgnok
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 BrownTro...
1 year ago
Public pools are like fast food... the less you know about what's in them, the more you'll enjoy yourself.
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 suebe
1 year ago
Well written, graphic descriptions painted lovely verbal pictures.

I give it a 9.
/do we need a text section? ;D
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 steelsho...
1 year ago
« gnikgnok : ... I'm posting in honor of this small town's most exciting annual event.
Deficating at the waterpark is an ANNUAL EVENT?


Edit: Corrected the bodily function involved.
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