Father's Day Gift for the Couch Potato Posted: 1 year ago by modmonkee
If your dad's like mine, this are some hilarious gift ideas here.
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Re-gift with tips from this website Posted: 2 years ago by ybne1else
Regiftable.com will guide you through the often tacky maze of passing off a gift you once received, as a new gift to someone else.
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Dave Barry's annual Holiday Gift Guide for 2007 Posted: 12 months ago by runninutes
The only gift guide that can "offer you our exclusive Holiday Gift Guide 'No Excuses' Warranty, which states: 'If you purchase any item from this Gift Guide, you basically have no excuses.'"

(Inspired by
http://www.plime.com/weird/l/42576/1/)

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A Reason To Send Anniversary Gift Baskets To Two Governors Posted: 2 years ago by stas
Hallmark might want to expand the focus of its anniversary cards after
reading the following article. The article was written by a writer who
hopes to publicize a particular anniversary. She hopes that her article
might encourage the online purchase of more anniversary gift baskets.
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Gift cards may not be your best gift Posted: 2 years ago by musicgirldani
Here are some other suggestions along with stats on how gift cards are the most unused gift.
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If you're 9-years old and have a gift card what would you do? Posted: 11 months ago by 2manyusernames
Well, for one young girl and her 5-year old accomplice, they used it to break into a neighbors house and steal wrapped presents. The kids got busted when relatives realized the mysterious gift they got matched what was stolen.
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Happily Handmade Giveaway - 50 gift baskets Posted: 2 years ago by hypnotode
50 gift baskets chock full of handmade goodies are being given away on November 1st. There are 69 sponsors for this event, and you can enter once through each sponsor’s website. Entries due by October 29th. Most of the baskets retail for around $200.
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Pope gets huge toy bear as birthday gift Posted: 2 years ago by AutumnLotus
Pope Benedict received a customary gift for a Pontiff on his 80th birthday– a concert of classical music – as well as a more unusual offering – a huge stuffed toy bear.
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Check out 50 must-have items as selected by Wizard and ToyFare Posted: 11 months ago by wags273
Let’s face it, the holidays have gotten a little too commercial. But is that really such a bad thing? After all, this is the time for showing people how much you care. And while we can all easily give each other a hug, how nice is it to give (or receive) a really awesome toy? Or a statue, DVD set, high-end collectible, or even a small, Rocky-themed keychain? It’s still meaningful, and it still shows people you care enough to give them a nice commercial product. With this in mind, here are a few ideas via our annual gift guide. Happy holidays!
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Imagine you're the government, and need to replace a portion of Tomb of the Unknowns at Arlington National Cemetery Posted: 2 months ago by tigertony
Would you:

A) Spend 18 years doing studies, and expect to spend $170,000 getting bids, purchasing, and transporting the marble?

B) Accept the gift of the perfect piece of marble, already cut from the same quarry as the original, including transportation?

No, this is not a trick question. Remember, we're talking about the government here.
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Oxfam Bring An End To Bad Gifts Posted: 1 year ago by pocksucket
Oxfam Unwrapped works like this - instead of buying unneeded gifts, instead buy something practical to be used in a third world country. Then you tell the person you would have bought the crappy gift for that you've done something good in their name.

And if you're still stuck on the notion of a crappy gift, you can buy a bag of manure.
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GOLD TEETH A GIFT FROM GOD? Posted: 4 months ago by topofall
Sign me up please, beats going to the dentist!!
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Mysterious Man gives a Mysterious Gift Posted: 10 months ago by MuppetmakeR
A Couple sitting at a local bar they frequent is approached by a man who questioned if they had children. Indeed they did, so he sat down, and offered them a blank check with the opportunity to write any amount they wanted. The couple scribed $100,000 and it was theirs. Under 2 conditions.
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Expensive kitchenware hits British markets Posted: 1 year ago by AutumnLotus
The newest items on bridal gift registries in Britain are diamond encrusted cutlery sets and pots ranging from $200,000 to $400,000.
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You received the worst gift? Win a $5,000 prize. Posted: 11 months ago by hisidea
"Most useless" or "worst apparel item" will each win the cash prize.
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Church's cash gift keeps giving Posted: 4 days ago by lynxears
When a church had too much cash, they gave it to members, with instructions to help others.

Ignore the poor web design and read this gem. This is the sweetest news story I've read in a long time.
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Scrotum Gift Shop Posted: 1 year ago by Neiako
Believe it or not they sell kangaroo scrotum pouches.
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Man's gift to wife nets $1M lotto prize Posted: 1 year ago by AutumnLotus
The lottery ticket Hugo Esparragoza wrapped in a box and gave to his wife turned out to be worth $1 million.
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'Thanks for cleaning my boots...have a £30,000 Mercedes': Soccer star's amazing gift to boot boy Posted: 6 months ago by AutumnLotus
After a season shadowing a star footballer, a lucky boot boy might find himself the recipient of some souvenir kit. Or maybe even a pair of the player's old boots.

James McPike got a Mercedes.
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There's still time to send a gift to your Mom..if u really want to..i mean Posted: 2 years ago by blackmore
Send her some flowers at a discount. Use coupon code 12310 at checkout....
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Gift giving for Dummies Posted: 11 months ago by keroberos32
Literally
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