Priest steals $200,000 from parish. Gave cars, plane tickets and cash to male stripper in Chicago. picked by misswinkle 1 year ago

Only days after its long-anticipated, much-criticized Car of Tomorrow debuted to overwhelmingly negative reviews at the Bristol Motor Speedway, NASCAR responded to the wishes of competitors and fans alike by introducing the stylishly retro, technologically retrograde NEXTEL Cup Car of Yesterday.
(Part of a 2007 year in review) picked by buddha 11 months ago

In depth video interview with a NASCAR coach from our friends at The Onion. picked by icepigs 1 year ago

Big George Helms had tickets for last weekend's NASCAR race at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway but died before he got to use them. He still made it to the track, though. picked by MandolinOrange 9 months ago

A stripper performed for a classroom full of British teenagers, spanked a birthday boy and asked him to rub cream all over her after a booking error by the teen's mother. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

A best man, allegedly raped by a stripper with a sex toy, had stepped in for the groom who "wasn't interested" in his bucks' party's strip show picked by Bornbad 3 months ago

Hey, isn't that Tonya Harding in the mug shot? Police say Stacy Marie Oberley illegally bought a BMW in November and then bought a Maserati in January. The price tag for the cars was more than $113,000. picked by mutil8or 8 months ago

A Pennsylvania man and his son just made a huge contribution to Jeff Foxworthy's next tour. picked by tigertony 5 months ago

Tony Viessman, 74, and Les Spencer, 60, got politically active last year when it occurred to them there must be other lower income, rural, beer-drinking, gun-loving, NASCAR race enthusiasts fed up with business as usual in Washington. picked by smarty1052 2 months ago

Former NHL player Rob Ramage was sentenced to four years in prison for a 2003 crash that killed ex-Chicago Blackhawks player Keith Magnuson. picked by punthe 11 months ago

A sign that normally gives motorists traffic information, was reprogrammed by "someone" with an unofficial greeting for NASCAR fans traveling South for the Daytona 500. picked by BrownTrout 2 years ago

...the gas tank.
Bloody cheaters everywhere. picked by bonsai1776 2 years ago

The mother of the 12-year-old says she believes the club must have known her daughter was underage.

"I think they just didn't care," her mother said. "She's 12, but she's got the body of a 20-year-old. All they were thinking about was the money she could bring in." picked by hmtksteve 8 months ago

Before Mark Martin retired (for the first time) from full-time Nextel Cup racing, he was asked who he would like to see take over driving duties in his No. 6 Ford.

"I'll tell you exactly who I would put in the 6 car in a heartbeat," Martin said. "Joey Logano." picked by wags273 1 year ago

Director John McTiernan today was sentenced to four months in federal prison for lying to the FBI about hiring indicted private investigator Anthony Pellicano to wiretap a veteran film producer seven years ago. picked by punthe 1 year ago

A Roman Catholic priest who had sex with two inmates while working as a chaplain at a women's prison was sentenced Monday to two years in federal prison.

Couldn't help but read the priest's name as Inmate picked by barwench 7 months ago

When a secret government agency lets out a deadly chemo virus causing the reanimation of the dead, the first place to get hit is Rhino’s, a hot underground strip club. As one of the strippers gets the virus, she turns into a supernatural, flesh-eating zombie stripper, making her the hit of the club. picked by 2manyusernames 8 months ago

Look but don't touch.... picked by mrnelson 2 years ago

Spins out teammate and Junior on last lap to steal the win. picked by tomphoolry 2 years ago

Student works as a stripper and writes her thesis to graduate with honors.

Her thesis picked by suebe 1 year ago