A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she looked in the window there was a gorgeous parrot for sale with a sign that said "$50.00".
She had always wanted a parrot, but had found them to be too expensive, so she rushed in and asked the proprietor, "Why is this parrot so cheap?" picked by SandraHonestly 11 months ago

A depressed parrot is taking PROZAC after the man who raised him from a chick died. picked by AutumnLotus 2 weeks ago

A Sacramento boy with autism and his family are asking for the safe return of his parrot, Rainbow. picked by psycmoe 1 week ago

A parrot chirping "hello" woke up his Texas owner who found then dead shot a burglar in his garage. "I guess you could call him a stool pigeon," owner Dennis Baker said on the Dallas Morning News. picked by mitzuzake 1 year ago

The fictional Norwegian Blue parrot - famed as the star of Monty Python’s iconic dead parrot comedy sketch - appears to have once really existed. picked by AutumnLotus 7 months ago

Meagan the Babysitter takes Willie the Parrot with her when she's working. For which Hannah the Poptart Eater has to be grateful picked by shuallyo 3 weeks ago

When Yosuke the parrot flew out of his cage and got lost, he did exactly what he had been taught -- recite his name and address to a stranger willing to help. picked by dollyllama 7 months ago

I know this sort of stuff has been around before but the best thing about this is the parrot actually laughing after he tells you to F*ck off. picked by BrownTrout 2 years ago

A baby parrot lost one of its feet this week in Warwick, R.I., when a woman allegedly cut it off to steal the bird from an area pet store.

It's cruel but picturing someone doing that is funny. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

A 4th century AD joke book features an ancestor of Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch where a man returns a parrot to a shop, complaining it is dead. picked by twoflies 3 weeks ago

One of the greatest Monty Python skits ever. picked by donteatpoop 1 year ago

Stupid birds.

"Pippa has become so protective of her new eggs that she used her beak to throw one at a man who was trying to take her photograph."

Sorry, throwing your eggs at someone is not being protective :o) picked by murphyz 2 years ago

The main focus of the study is about a budgie named Victor who had a vocabulary of more than 1000 words. picked by Bornbad 2 years ago

This woman is accused of stealing a baby parrot and cutting off its leg to remove a store tag.

I'm sure there's some pirate out there that would love to have a one legged parrot. picked by Proverb 1 year ago

"Barney has changed our lives. Before he arrived, Dylan would try to speak, but the sound came out as a noise," said Mum Michelle, 33. Then we got Barney and, a few months later, Dylan began to talk." picked by BrownTrout 2 years ago

Polly the Pirate? picked by topofall 10 months ago

The local council says his perch is illegally parked, faces a $650 parking ticket. picked by cb__ 12 months ago

Cute pictures, the bird looks curious and happy to be around. picked by camro77 2 years ago

Shannon Conwell, 33, said he and his 9-year-old son fell asleep on the couch while watching a movie. They awoke about 3 a.m. Friday to find their home on fire after hearing the family's Amazon parrot, Peanut, imitating a fire alarm. picked by mitzuzake 1 year ago

A Stockholm, Sweden, man was forced to get veterinary assistance when a mysterious parrot took up a position on his head and refused to budge. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago