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 Man charged for driving over geese
Man charged for driving over geese
Prosecutors blocked pretrial intervention for a Morristown, N.J., municipal employee charged with deliberately running over three geese in a parking lot. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago
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 Moe
2 years ago
But would anyone have cared if they were three sewer rats?

Or two sewer rats and a hedgehog?

How about...one black bunny, a mad cow, and an arrow poison tree frog?

One Canadian Goose, an English Sheepdog, and a Danish cheese wheel.

OK -

Two TRS-80 motherboards, a 1998 Monopoly game missing the shoe, a leech in a shoebox, 4 8 oz glasses of classic lime green Gatorade and a Jack Russel Terrier with a bad case of ear mites.

WHAT THEN!??!
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 gnikgnok
2 years ago
« Moe : But would anyone have cared if they were three sewer rats?

Or two sewer rats and a hedgehog?

How about...one black bunny, a mad cow, and an arrow poison tree frog?

One Canadian Goose, an English Sheepdog, and a Danish cheese wheel.

OK -

Two TRS-80 motherboards, a 1998 Monopoly game missing the shoe, a leech in a shoebox, 4 8 oz glasses of classic lime green Gatorade and a Jack Russel Terrier with a bad case of ear mites.

WHAT THEN!??!
Jebus, Moe - you need a LIFE!
(and I'll see your ear mite ridden terrier and raise you a dyspeptic guinea pig with a harelip)
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