Good for you, boy. picked by tomphoolry 2 years ago

Infant had blood alcohol of 0.364. picked by tomphoolry 2 years ago

Some guy drunk dials 911... and is promptly arrested.

This would probably top any of my own stupid drinking stories. picked by ceflory 5 months ago

A Greymouth woman who drove herself to the police station to get a ride home because she was too drunk to drive, had her licence automatically suspended last night. picked by AutumnLotus 12 months ago

One New York teenage driver may not have been drunk with love, but that didn’t stop her from claiming it was the reason she swerved in and out of her lane in Manhasset last Friday night. picked by suebe 5 months ago

Finally, a drunk driver that didn't kill anyone, but not for lack of trying. picked by arsphidius 6 months ago

A New York republican congressman who admitted to fathering a child out of wedlock with a woman who bailed him out of jail on a drunk driving charge this month announced Monday that he will not run for re-election. picked by 2manyusernames 5 months ago

Hours: I haven't eaten since... Noon. God, is that right? No nevermind. I had a cookie at 4. On College Humor, could not find the original artist, still funny though. picked by Akstika 12 months ago

A patrol officer stopped a car for suspicious driving and found to his surprise that a drunk mother had let her one-year-old son take the wheel. picked by AutumnLotus 4 months ago

He was trying to keep her from driving drunk from a party they'd both just attended, and she dragged him down the street with her car. picked by unzercharlie 1 year ago

A blind journalist was given a month's suspended jail sentence and fined 500 euros (750 dollars) by a French court Friday for driving while drunk and without a license. picked by topofall 2 months ago

Toyota is developing a drunk-busting car system which will, in the event of excess consumption on the part of the driver, shut down the vehicle. picked by Bornbad 2 years ago

Villagers at a wedding in eastern India decided the groom had arrived too drunk to get married, and so the bride married the groom's more sober brother instead. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

A woman cannot claim rape just because she was drunk, a top UK judge declared yesterday. picked by slapstick 2 years ago

Police pursue a drunk man on a riding lawnmower in a high speed 3 mile an hour chase. I wish the video quality of this was better! picked by Phildo 2 years ago

A jury found a man guilty this week of sexual assault and other charges after he walked into the wrong apartment while drunk, rolled into bed with his neighbour and groped her. picked by Neiako 2 years ago

An Ohio police officer who recently received an award from Mothers Against Drunk Driving was arrested this week and charged with driving while intoxicated. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

A Wisconsin woman, fearing legal intoxication, called 911 on herself. Affiliate WTMJ has the story picked by neo3979 9 months ago

Most of you have been there (and those of you too young to drink will soon find out for yourselves): you've had too much to drink and suddenly, drunk-logic takes hold of your mind. picked by karenben 7 months ago

The girl, whose name was not released, was treated Feb. 22 for serious injuries at Children’s Hospital, where investigators also discovered her blood-alcohol level was nearly twice the legal limit for adults.

*Image not related. picked by dollyllama 8 months ago