Someone had to say this...

..........*clears throat*

"When I get finished with a condom, it's like a stage 3..., no 4 game of 'Spore' inside that puppy!"

pretty neat-o! although, as an avid fish-lover, i am obligated to say that it is not too humane. those cardinal tetras grow to be about 2 inches long, and the general rule of thumb for aquariums is "1 inch of fish per 1 gallon of water." so unless that condom was holding 4 gallons of water, that is not so friendly. also, tetras are schooling fish. they need buddies. at least 4 of them anyway. if you would like to try this, i would say MAYBE a single platy would work. no tetras, bettas, or goldfish.

but i digress! it was purely obligatory banter. i apologize for my joy killing ways. this is truly one of the best uses for a condom i've ever seen, regardless of the inhumanity. because hey man, aren't condoms inhumane by nature anyway?

wait. what?

just kidding?

no. not so much.

it's 4am. i'm sorry.

actually, i'm not.

kthxbye!