Oxymoron: a figure of speech by which a locution produces an incongruous, seemingly self-contradictory effect, as in “cruel kindness” or “to make haste slowly.”

In other words, if something that damages your skin (tanning is a direct result to radiation damage), is called 'healthy' per 'healthy tan'... don't fall for it, you vane, shallow imbecile!

"Am I pretty... Am I sexy... Do you want me now?"

does excessive tanning also affect your photoshopping skills?

well aside from littering (balloons are littering) the spice girl funeral is rather odd.

Just as long as dieing impedes your mouse handling.

Sad story, the most cheerful thing in it is the funeral.