And this is where they find these things out:

Remember this. If your husband is in the habit of finishing early, just cut off his air.

So they were saying the truth in the Walmart episode of South Park

Yup. Intrigung, isn't it?

LOL!! you just made me laugh myself retarded. thanks a lot.

As a paramedic I have seen my share of dead people.

I dispute the erection one, nothing ever revealed itself to me, or to the ER staff when all the clothes were cut off for the cut downs on the legs if extra IV's were necessary.

16} In males, the semen dies
17} The head and neck are now a greenish-blue color
18} The greenish-blue color continues to spread to the rest of the body
19} There is the strong smell of rotting meat
20} The face of the person is essentially no longer recognizable

Can't say about the semen, however, #19 isn't always true. I have gone in to find people who haven't been seen for a week, fearing the worst, to have NO smell, whatsoever. (Well, until we move em.... )In winter, with the heat on. They aren't green/blue always either. They can be white or blue.

#20, the face is no longer recognizable after 24 hrs? No, again.

Oh and a helpful hint on the subject of death and humility from Ol' TraumaMamma?

I have pulled more dead people off of toilets than anywhere else. Eat your fiber and don't strain when you make poopie. If you have any kind of heart problems, you will do more than faint!

Fainting may occur if the vagus nerve, which supplies the neck, chest, and intestine, is stimulated. When stimulated, the vagus nerve slows the heart. Such stimulation also causes nausea and cool, clammy skin. This type of fainting is called vasovagal (vasomotor) syncope. The vagus nerve is stimulated by pain (such as intestinal cramps), fear, other distress (such as that due to the sight of blood), vomiting, a large bowel movement, and urination.

Fainting may also occur if straining reduces the amount of blood flowing back to the heart. Fainting after urination (micturition syncope) or after a bowel movement is partly due to straining (in addition to stimulation of the vagus nerve). Older men who must strain to empty their bladder because of a large prostate gland are particularly susceptible.

I'm with the Trauma woman. Bunch of s**t. I've been an ICU nurse for 25 years so I've seen lots of dead people, too. Although most of them have been "fresh."