Canadian man rescued after chaining self to tree
Canadian man rescued after chaining self to tree
A man has been rescued after he spent nearly a week chained to a tree in a mountain forest near Vancouver in what police believe was a failed suicide attempt. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago
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 Alton
1 year ago
I don't think this guy thought his plan all the way through before initiating it.
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 Maven
1 year ago
One would hope that those who wish to commit suicide would in fact think through their plan completely...
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 tundramo...
1 year ago
No, if he had thought it through he would have brought along some rotten meat or dead fish and tied that to himself as well. Bearbait/cougerbait could almost be an original form of suicide then...
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 pocksuck...
1 year ago
I like the bait plan. It would show commitment. Maybe the tree chaining was in case he wanted to change his mind...

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 Galoot
1 year ago
With fewer guns, Canadians have to be creative.

If I ever grow depressed enough, I'll be duct-taping a cell phone to my head to give myself tumours. It may take ten years (and constant recharging), but I'll get the job done.
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 karmalil...
1 year ago
Now THATS what I call a tree hugger. Score one for Canadian silliness.
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