Hard as they may try, the Atheists will not ruin everything Holy about our alphabet.
Hard as they may try, the Atheists will not ruin everything Holy about our alphabet.
We here at Baptists For Brownback 2008 have Copyrighted© the remaining 25 letters exclusively for our Christian use. Praise the Lord!(sorry, we don't have a "What planet are you from" category) picked by Bornbad 1 year ago
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 sholom22
1 year ago
This is a joke right? please say it is. Last time I checked the letter C already has plenty of other uses.
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 buddha
1 year ago
« sholom22 : This is a joke right? please say it is. Last time I checked the letter C already has plenty of other uses.
I think they are, they seem kind of like Landover Baptist, except they don't seem to have the whole "joke" thing down, so they look way too serious.
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 steelsho...
1 year ago
Atheists stole "A", they claim the other 25, but their first letter is "C"?

Where'd "B" go?

Also:
Did they copyright each letter individually, or the sequence from B to Z (or C to &)?

Am I violating that copyright now?

Can US copyright law send me to Hell, or just make me say a bunch of "Our Father"s and "Hail Mary"s?
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 Moe
1 year ago
Well they were beaten to the punch on the letter C on March 28th, 1972

Because EVERYONE KNOWS that:

C IS FOR COOKIE - THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
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 titojuan...
1 year ago
Hey everyone, checkout their Hellbound section

Plime made the list of people/websites that are going to hell.
Go us.
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 sparklye...
1 year ago
If the Atheists stole "A", can they still call it an "alphabet"? Shouldn't it just be a "bet"?
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 Synchrom...
1 year ago
« titojuante : Hey everyone, checkout their Hellbound section

Plime made the list of people/websites that are going to hell.
Go us.
HA HA HA...Excellent! According to them, it seems we "love fornication and sin and hate Jesus and Republicans."

I need to make these guys my new homepage.
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 steelsho...
1 year ago
« Synchromech : HA HA HA...Excellent! According to them, it seems we "love fornication and sin and hate Jesus and Republicans."

I need to make these guys my new homepage.
Well, several of us are Republicans. And more than a few of us are outspoken Christians. (They pretty much nailed the sin and fornication thing, though. At least for those of us that aren't minors.)
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 ieldanth
1 year ago
« sparklyeyedgal181 : If the Atheists stole "A", can they still call it an "alphabet"? Shouldn't it just be a "bet"?
Not quite, but if this is true it would now be the l©p©h©b©e©t© or something like that...
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 Bornbad
1 year ago
« titojuante : Hey everyone, checkout their Hellbound section

Plime made the list of people/websites that are going to hell.
Go us.
I was hoping someone would find that.
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 blurmore
1 year ago
C is for....Coo-Koo??

did U notice they r buddy buddy with Young Ladies Christian Fellowship??

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 smantyla
1 year ago
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 pocksuck...
1 year ago
« titojuante : Hey everyone, checkout their Hellbound section

Plime made the list of people/websites that are going to hell.
Go us.
Woohoo! That's got to be worth celebrating, right?
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 spocksmy...
1 year ago
bcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz is all this athisist has to say.
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 DoggySpe...
1 year ago
Didn't the alphabet originate from Arab scripture ?
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 steelsho...
1 year ago
« DoggySpew : Didn't the alphabet originate from Arab scripture ?
Belay that! This is a discussion about religious wackos, clear and reasonable questions are inappropriate.

Have some more Tequila, we are celebrating our sinner status!
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