Wow i want the toilet paper one.. it would make life so much easier!

The butter on stick is pretty good - no need to use a knife to spread.

yer but you know how you get crums on the knife........

When I was young I used to loop a belt through a box of tissues to make it easier when I was sick. I should have marketed the concept.

I'm with you there. But I'd take it a step further.

Citizens of the US have been blessed with the bounty of Aerosol Cheese since 1966.

Inspired by these two items, I want Spray-On Butter.

Too late. I've seen the spray-on butter. And the Aerosol Cheese? We call it squeeze cheese. We only buy that on special occasions.

Damn! And I was going to make my fortune that way...

The closest we get to aerosol cheese here is cheese in a tube of the toothpaste variety.

Easier than blocks of cheese certainly, but not as easy as an aerosol.

so what there are crums in the bread as well

butter is already a stick

but i'd probabbly buy the fan to cool off the food

I've always wanted a mobile chin rest!

But not in a handy dispenser tube.

Yep. It's like the glue stick - just twist to make it come out and back in again.

The toilet paper hat should be a fanny pack for people with Diarrhea. ;P

I would love to know what the sign on the "Don't get whiplash while falling asleep sitting up" hat says...

wake me up when its my stop??