Weird but way cool Jesus action figures! Biker Jesus, Rodeo Jesus, Football Jesus and more. I should buy this and take them to church. picked by Wasabi 1 year ago

TED Jesus Christ GOD is TRUE and REAL and ACTUAL SECOND COMING of JESUS and CHRIST and JESUS CHRIST and THE CREATOR and GOD to WORLD Earth. TED NEVER had plucked eyebrows or shaven them and DID get TOO CLOSE to fire and these were burned ACCIDENTALLY and is WHY left eyebrow looks less and was burned! When TOO CLOSE to fire! TED has WARNED TEDians and this is a nuclear war to HUGE NUCLEAR WAR is... read full post picked by 2manyusernames 9 months ago

Deemed inappropriate for a holiday fun-time event. picked by tomphoolry 2 years ago

Holographic Jesus .. picked by sasdssdas 1 year ago

This undergarment will remind anyone who is tempted to fornicate to not forsake the Baby Jesus... He is watching, always watching. Toss these message panties onstage at your favorite rock star or share a surprise message with someone special ... later. picked by misswinkle 10 months ago

i'm not trying to offend people but this made me laugh
possibly NSFW picked by spocksmyhomeboy 1 year ago

A group called Friends of Jesus is seeking to clear the name of Jesus Christ.

Me thinks they miss the point just a bit. picked by buddha 1 year ago

The similarities between Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley are almost uncanny. Hail Mary, full of grace(land)... picked by mitzuzake 9 months ago

what you read, while this is NSFW cause it does have naughty bits (not provided by Jesus) but nothing hugely perverted. picked by chez 1 year ago

"if there was ever an occasion for someone to have argued against the death penalty, I think Jesus could have done so on the cross and said, ‘This is an unjust punishment and I deserve clemency’.” picked by gammerus 10 months ago

On August 25, 2008, Kirk Harper, a man from Texas, found a moth with an image of Jesus on a recreational vehicle. picked by Bornbad 1 month ago

Parents in Irasburg, Vt., said a teacher crossed the line between church and state when he gave out a handout entitled, "Why Jesus is Better than Santa Claus." picked by muppet 9 months ago

"I don't see any blasphemy here," he said, gesturing at a Crucifixion picture showing a soldier simultaneously beating Jesus and holding his genitals. "People can imagine what they want to."

Kudos and an upvote for anyone who can deliver me the picture in question. picked by doggylives 6 months ago

As miracles go, it is hardly in the same league as turning water into wine.

But Michael Cartwright was still pretty impressed when Jesus appeared in the foil wrapping of his cider bottle down at the pub. picked by AutumnLotus 5 months ago

HELLO MY NAME IS DAN AND JESUS <beep> ROCKS! IF YOU HATE JESUS YOU'RE PROBABLY A <beep> <beep> QUEER WHO'S GOING TO HELL FOR BEING <beep> DUMB! SCREW YOU!

complete, uncensored version at link picked by 2manyusernames 7 months ago

Harei village, Shingo, Japan, is said to be the grave of Jesus when he died in the village after escaping Roman persecutors in Golgotha, Israel. According to the myth, in Japan his job was as a carpenter and he made his own cross for the grave at the age of 107. picked by mitzuzake 1 year ago

Nowhere in the New Testament is Jesus described, nor have any drawings of him ever been uncovered. There is the additional problem of having neither a skeleton nor other bodily remains to probe for DNA. In the absence of evidence, our images of Jesus have been left to the imagination of artists. picked by muppet 5 months ago

Jesus sings an uplifting song in this video. This is wrong, wrong, wrong. So why am I still chuckling ten minutes later? picked by gnikgnok 2 years ago

[insert opinion below] picked by suckersklub 11 months ago

Twist Jesus' talking head and your prayers are no longer ignored!

Don't click the post if offended by sacrilegious humor! picked by doggylives 7 months ago