'God' Apparently Responds to Lawsuit
'God' Apparently Responds to Lawsuit
The legislator who filed a lawsuit against God has gotten something he might not have expected: a response. picked by DrNothing 11 months ago
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 2manyuse...
11 months ago
What a funny update. thanks for this
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 Moe
11 months ago
Gotta love the guy's pic...that fan looks like what?

A halo!
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 tundramo...
11 months ago
Now that is too funny. I love how the author goes along with it at the beginning and states the response came from 'otherworldy' means.

I mean, who hasn't seen something miraculously 'appear' on a counter!! [Though I'd swear I've seen socks miraculously disappear in the dryer]

I'm a bit disappointed in this god fellow for answering to a petty lawsuit yet ingnoring the prayers of billions in poverty, drought and famine-stricken parts of our planet.

And I agree with Moe - the guy's pic is awesome!
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 larknet
11 months ago
Apparently, and I didn't know this, He is represented by a law firm in Corpus Christi, which appropriately enough is translated from the Latin "Body of Christ". It is nice and sunny down there with very nice beaches. He must have a nice tan.
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 dollylla...
11 months ago
"It adds that blaming God for human oppression and suffering misses an important point.

"I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you," according to the response, as read by Friend."

If that guy doesn't argue back that free-will negates the notion of "presdestination" then I will side with God. I swear I will...I swear on anything that's holy....er, I swear on the bib..I will...that's it, I just will.
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 Galoot
11 months ago
Senator Chambers clearly dropped the ball on this one. Filing a suit? Seeking an injunction? We're talking about widespread death, destruction and terror, here. These are criminal charges. Crimes against humanity.

When we get into that sort of stuff we don't worry about jurisdiction, we extradite. If that doesn't work, send in troops, bomb the angels back into the stone age, capture the ringleader and string Him up.

Of course, it'll come out later that we secretly supported Him for years before declaring war, supplying Him with troops and supplies...
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 Killerbe...
11 months ago
I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humour. ~William Ralph Inge
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