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Cambodian cow in police custody for killing motorists

A Cambodian cow was taken into police custody for causing traffic accidents that resulted in the deaths of at least six people this year. picked by AutumnLotus 11 months ago

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15	ReBoot

11 months ago

Stupid cow.

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14	dollylla...

11 months ago

Udderly ridiculous!

(sorry, I didn't want to but cow jokes are the law)

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16	Bandit

11 months ago

I wonder what her beef with motorists is?

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15	ReBoot

11 months ago

« Bandit : I wonder what her beef with motorists is?

I don't know, but someone should have told her to moooooove.

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16	Bandit

11 months ago

« ReBoot : I don't know, but someone should have told her to moooooove.

You're really milking this for all it's worth.

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15	ReBoot

11 months ago

This bovine couldn't have been Russian, else she would've been a Mos-cow.

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16	Bandit

11 months ago

« ReBoot : This bovine couldn't have been Russian, else she would've been a Mos-cow.

Just how Gulli-bull do you think I am?

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15	ReBoot

11 months ago

« Bandit : Just how Gulli-bull do you think I am?

I don't know, but you can quit tooting your own horn. Honestly, these are the worst puns I've ever herd.

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16	Bandit

11 months ago

« ReBoot : I don't know, but you can quit tooting your own horn. Honestly, these are the worst puns I've ever herd.

It's better than just sitting here spinning my veals.

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16	Bandit

11 months ago

What's the matter ReBoot?

Cow got your tongue?

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15	ReBoot

11 months ago

« Bandit : What's the matter ReBoot?

Cow got your tongue?

No. I'm just watching a sleeping cow. I guess it's Bull-dozing.

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16	Bandit

11 months ago

If this had happened at the Playboy mansion it would have been pinned on Hugh Heifer.

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14	dollylla...

11 months ago

I don't know why you all think you can steak your claim on my cow jokes.

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15	ReBoot

11 months ago

I bet her favorite band is Moody Blues.

That cow must be a baker, because she's always making pies.

See those black spots on her back? They're Holstains.

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16	Bandit

11 months ago

I'm too cow-ardly to take you on in a pun-fight.

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15	ReBoot

11 months ago

« Bandit : I'm too cow-ardly to take you on in a pun-fight.

Are you saying you're cowed?

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16	Bandit

11 months ago

« ReBoot : Are you saying you're cowed?

I cow-tow to your skills.

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15	ReBoot

11 months ago

It's nothing really. I went to Oxford.

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16	Bandit

11 months ago

« ReBoot : It's nothing really. I went to Oxford.

What steered you that direction?

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15	ReBoot

11 months ago

« Bandit : What steered you that direction?

I wanted to study moosic, cowculus, psycowlogy, and thermoodynamics. I spent an entire semester pumped up on calffeine .

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