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Airline says no sex on the new A380
Airline says no sex on the new A380
The carrier said it would ask passengers on the A380 to refrain from sex while ensconced in one of its 12 first-class suites, which boast the world's first airborne double beds. picked by Proverb 12 months ago
tags A380 airline airplane plane sex double bed
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 Proverb
12 months ago
On a related story the Mile-High Club will have its first official protest.
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 Maven
12 months ago
Any bets on when the first initiation occurs?
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 mandolin...
12 months ago
so why have double beds?
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 Proverb
12 months ago
« mandolinorange : so why have double beds?
Lol. It's like putting a candy bowl in front of a kid and saying, "Now don't eat any."
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 sykeo56
12 months ago
« mandolinorange : so why have double beds?
For sleeping two. You should have a double to sleep two people.

Having sex, on the other hand does not require so much space. It can easily be done in a twin bed, a cot, a hammock, a floor, a closet, the back seat of a car, the passenger's seat of a car, or pretty much anywhere else.

Don't get me wrong, I am entirely in favor of sex on the a380. In fact, if I ever fly first class with my girlfriend, or even coach for that matter, I fully intend to have sex while in flight. My point is simply that double beds promote sleep more than sex. Unless the bed vibrates.
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 mandolin...
12 months ago
« sykeo56 : For sleeping two. You should have a double to sleep two people.

Having sex, on the other hand does not require so much space. It can easily be done in a twin bed, a cot, a hammock, a floor, a closet, the back seat of a car, the passenger's seat of a car, or pretty much anywhere else.

Don't get me wrong, I am entirely in favor of sex on the a380. In fact, if I ever fly first class with my girlfriend, or even coach for that matter, I fully intend to have sex while in flight. My point is simply that double beds promote sleep more than sex. Unless the bed vibrates.
now see i think that double beds promote two people sleeping in one bed...which in turn promotes sex.
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 Proverb
12 months ago
« mandolinorange : now see i think that double beds promote two people sleeping in one bed...which in turn promotes sex.
And I'm all for sex!
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 skyewr
12 months ago
Now I know this is a new fancy plane and all and the temptation to get naked is probably there for a lot of people. But for me having been a flight attendant the thought of being naked in this or ANY germ infested plane makes me want to be sick!

I guess when you see how lazy the cleaners are after someone unswallows lunch all over row 18..or when the lady in row 24 pees in her seat out of spite because she wasn't allowed to get up during take off to pee (true story) you kind of loose the itch to join the mile high club.
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 Maven
12 months ago
Eeewww...That's disgusting!
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 sykeo56
12 months ago
« skyewr : Now I know this is a new fancy plane and all and the temptation to get naked is probably there for a lot of people. But for me having been a flight attendant the thought of being naked in this or ANY germ infested plane makes me want to be sick!

I guess when you see how lazy the cleaners are after someone unswallows lunch all over row 18..or when the lady in row 24 pees in her seat out of spite because she wasn't allowed to get up during take off to pee (true story) you kind of loose the itch to join the mile high club.
Hmmmmmm... Yeah, I still wanna do it.
P.S. Are you a member? That isn't a proposition - I'm just curious.
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 Alton
12 months ago
« sykeo56 : 

Don't get me wrong, I am entirely in favor of sex on the a380. In fact, if I ever fly first class with my girlfriend, or even coach for that matter, I fully intend to have sex while in flight. My point is simply that double beds promote sleep more than sex. Unless the bed vibrates.
Does turbulence count?

How are they going to stop people? Just read article, ok, so they are asking people to refrain.

No problem.

/surfs for 1st class tickets for two.
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 TraumaMa...
12 months ago
« sykeo56 : For sleeping two. You should have a double to sleep two people.

Having sex, on the other hand does not require so much space. It can easily be done in a twin bed, a cot, a hammock, a floor, a closet, the back seat of a car, the passenger's seat of a car, or pretty much anywhere else.

Don't get me wrong, I am entirely in favor of sex on the a380. In fact, if I ever fly first class with my girlfriend, or even coach for that matter, I fully intend to have sex while in flight. My point is simply that double beds promote sleep more than sex. Unless the bed vibrates.
Or aircraft carriers, firetrucks, ambulances, etc.

I mean, yeah, what Syeko said! And I am gonna join the club too.
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 blurmore
12 months ago
If I'm paying for a suite...I'm humping in a Suite...even if I'm travelling alone...even if I'm travelling with pets...well maybe not with pets.
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 mandolin...
12 months ago
« skyewr : Now I know this is a new fancy plane and all and the temptation to get naked is probably there for a lot of people. But for me having been a flight attendant the thought of being naked in this or ANY germ infested plane makes me want to be sick!

I guess when you see how lazy the cleaners are after someone unswallows lunch all over row 18..or when the lady in row 24 pees in her seat out of spite because she wasn't allowed to get up during take off to pee (true story) you kind of loose the itch to join the mile high club.
EWWWWW! people can be so gross.
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 innermop...
12 months ago
« blurmore : If I'm paying for a suite...I'm humping in a Suite...even if I'm travelling alone...even if I'm travelling with pets...well maybe not with pets.
You made me do a spit-take! You owe me a new monitor!
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 blurmore
12 months ago
« Maven : Any bets on when the first initiation occurs?
My guess is it already has....by the flight crews.
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