Is that thing ever ugly!
I wonder what's killing them.

You can tell it's sweeps month here in the states. The TV station here in San Antonio that organized the DNA testing on that thing built this story up like crazy yesterday. During one comercial break last night, they shouted it at me 3 different times in 2 and half minutes.

"Tonight at 10!!!!! Chupacabra, Real or Myth?!?!?! Find out at 10 only here at KENS-TV. We have the DNA results!!!!! etc., etc., etc ad naseum.

You'd of thought they had found the cure for every disease on earth and only they had the information. Lord help us if it so much as sprinkles here during November. They'll cancel programming just so the weather department can be on TV full time to tell us that it's raining.

CHUPACABRA! CHUPACABRA! CHUPACABRA!

It slices, dices, minces, peels and makes julienne fries!!!
Look how thin it slices this tomato! How's that for a clever cleaver!?
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looks more like Manbearpig...

I just saw a story about these things on the National Geographic Network. As I watched it, I thought,"it's a coyote!" it made the most sense to me. But I like manbearpig better.