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<link><id>16949</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/16949/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus Christ action figures]]></title><description><![CDATA[Weird but way cool Jesus action figures! Biker Jesus, Rodeo Jesus, Football Jesus and more. I should buy this and take them to church.]]></description><comments>7</comments><score>87</score><crdate>4/18/2007 11:10:02 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-04-18T23:10:02+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>48030</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/48030/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus has returned and His name is Ted.]]></title><description><![CDATA[TED Jesus Christ GOD is TRUE and REAL and ACTUAL SECOND COMING of JESUS and CHRIST and JESUS CHRIST and THE CREATOR and GOD to WORLD Earth.<br/>TED NEVER had plucked eyebrows or shaven them and DID get TOO CLOSE to fire and these were burned ACCIDENTALLY and is WHY left eyebrow looks less and was burned!  When TOO CLOSE to fire!  TED has WARNED TEDians and this is a nuclear war to HUGE NUCLEAR WAR is EMINENT even now how looking!<br/><br/>*Probably NSFW*]]></description><comments>19</comments><score>379</score><crdate>1/22/2008 11:33:24 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-22T23:33:24+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>52644</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/52644/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus talking head]]></title><description><![CDATA[Twist Jesus' talking head and your prayers are no longer ignored!<br/><br/>Don't click the post if offended by sacrilegious humor!]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>32</score><crdate>3/1/2008 9:48:48 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-01T09:48:48+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>41660</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/41660/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Can you see Jesus Part II]]></title><description><![CDATA[An American eBayer has auctioned off a week-old pancake for $338, claiming it contains images of Jesus and Mary.]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>78</score><crdate>11/14/2007 8:10:18 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-11-14T20:10:18+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>46462</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/46462/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus vs. Elvis]]></title><description><![CDATA[The similarities between Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley are almost uncanny. Hail Mary, full of grace(land)...]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>87</score><crdate>1/8/2008 8:41:17 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-08T20:41:17+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>6637</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/6637/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Bloody Jesus parade float called too graphic.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Deemed inappropriate for a holiday fun-time event.]]></description><comments>3</comments><score>-8</score><crdate>11/29/2006 9:01:32 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2006-11-29T09:01:32+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>25120</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/25120/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Holographic Jesus ..]]></title><description><![CDATA[Holographic Jesus ..]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>-39</score><crdate>6/25/2007 2:01:16 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-06-25T14:01:16+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>4693</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/4693/1/</url><title><![CDATA[New Jesus film puts race into religion]]></title><description><![CDATA[A new film covering the last two days of Jesus' life is aiming to stir up a new debate about popular representations of Christ by depicting him as black. Furthermore, the film suggests that the persecution suffered by Jesus may have been racially motivated.]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>6</score><crdate>10/29/2006 10:48:25 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2006-10-29T10:48:25+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>14226</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/14226/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Someone is so going to hell for this one.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Jesus sings an uplifting song in this video. This is wrong, wrong, wrong.  So why am I still chuckling ten minutes later?]]></description><comments>3</comments><score>67</score><crdate>3/26/2007 10:50:34 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-03-26T22:50:34+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>80573</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/80573/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Is this Jesus in cloud over Sydney's west?]]></title><description><![CDATA[A backyard cameraman from Sydney's west reckons he has proof Jesus is watching us from the heavens - a Christ-shaped cloud he filmed and posted on YouTube.]]></description><comments>3</comments><score>151</score><crdate>10/29/2008 9:43:31 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-10-29T21:43:31+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>11866</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/11866/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus Tomb Documentary]]></title><description><![CDATA[Titanic director James Cameron has made a documentary, which examines a tomb found near Jerusalem in 1980, and its producers say it belonged to Jesus and his family.]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>-26</score><crdate>2/28/2007 2:24:59 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-02-28T14:24:59+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>35381</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/35381/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Kathy Griffin's Jesus remark cut from Emmy show]]></title><description><![CDATA[Kathy Griffin is outspoken, and her comments about Jesus were deemed &quot;offensive.&quot;]]></description><comments>8</comments><score>97</score><crdate>9/12/2007 3:08:45 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-09-12T03:08:45+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>39028</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/39028/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Halloween Jesus Dress Up]]></title><description><![CDATA[Happy Halloween everybody! Now you can dress up Jesus in a variety of scary costumes just by dragging the items to him with your mouse. They'll snap right into place! Then you can start over again by clicking the RESET button.]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>132</score><crdate>10/20/2007 7:33:17 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-10-20T19:33:17+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>59085</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/59085/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Man sees Jesus on hospital ceiling]]></title><description><![CDATA[As Pope Benedict XVI spends time in New York, a local hospital is getting attention for a water mark on the ceiling some think looks like Jesus. <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-10990" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Picture source</a>]]></description><comments>8</comments><score>240</score><crdate>4/21/2008 4:31:14 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-21T04:31:14+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>25371</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/25371/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus may owe the IRS some money]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Miami-based preacher who has basked in international attention since declaring himself the second coming of Jesus Christ has used charitable donations to his ministry for personal expenses &#8212; paying $144,000 a year in alimony to his first wife and buying property in his and his relatives&#8217; names.]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>59</score><crdate>6/27/2007 12:45:11 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-06-27T12:45:11+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>58493</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58493/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Image of Jesus appears in Hospital Window]]></title><description><![CDATA[An unexplained image in a hospital prayer garden window moved some people to tears and drew groups of people to a hallway before vanishing, according to witnesses. A crowd inside the Florida Hospital Medical Complex in Orlando snapped photos of the image apparently showing the profile of Jesus Christ crying.]]></description><comments>17</comments><score>374</score><crdate>4/16/2008 5:54:19 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-16T05:54:19+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>29911</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/29911/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus is Hitler]]></title><description><![CDATA[i'm not trying to offend people but this made me laugh<br/><div class='qp pad d'><i>Both Jesus and Hitler enjoy pineapple on their pizza</i></div>possibly NSFW]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>148</score><crdate>8/2/2007 7:36:12 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-08-02T07:36:12+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>33916</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/33916/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus case before Kenyan court]]></title><description><![CDATA[A group called Friends of Jesus is seeking to clear the name of Jesus Christ.<br/><br/>Me thinks they miss the point just a bit.]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>45</score><crdate>8/31/2007 12:14:30 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-08-31T12:14:30+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>27608</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/27608/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus goes to a porn convention ]]></title><description><![CDATA[what you read, while this is NSFW cause it does have naughty bits (not provided by Jesus) but nothing hugely perverted.]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>285</score><crdate>7/16/2007 5:36:17 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-07-16T17:36:17+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>43205</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/43205/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus is for capital punishment]]></title><description><![CDATA[&quot;if there was ever an occasion for someone to have argued against the death penalty, I think Jesus could have done so on the cross and said, &#8216;This is an unjust punishment and I deserve clemency&#8217;.&#8221;]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>58</score><crdate>12/4/2007 12:52:15 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-12-04T00:52:15+01:00</atomdate></link></items></xml>