I say they're human bones.

why?

Florida.

I want to see the body count after they pop all the trunks

Yeah, really.

The water should have erased fingerprints and DNA evidence away, right? I mean, I'm just asking? This is purely a scientific question, of course. I've never even been to Boca Raton, and when I was there I certainly didn't go on a killing spree and dump the bodies in a canal. But the water, it should have washed away the evidence, right? Right?

Dep you should be all right as long as you didn't apply to much pressure to the skin. All of the other contact points would be gone by now.

What about like a strangle hold. Is that considered too much pressure to the skin?

Wear gloves or maybe a rope less personal but way more effective.

s**t. That doesn't sound good for me... I mean, who ever strangled all those people and dumped them in the canal.