The docile and bumbling Winnie the Pooh character triggered a speedy evacuation of a post office in Wright City, Mo., as he sounded like a bomb. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

After hearing scratching noises, the Mohnton postmaster sent a package to be X-rayed. Inside were 26 really big beetles. picked by pocksucket 5 months ago

The sting of rising postal costs could be eased a bit by the introduction of a "forever" stamp that would remain valid for first-class postage despite future increases. picked by suebe 2 years ago

Give the name of the person (or company) and the amount of paragraphs you'd like and instantly create a letter of complaint with sophisticated language and a bit of cheeky humour. Just don't send me one! picked by TheStep 2 years ago

Wish you could restore the classic menus you’re used to from earlier versions of Office with Office 2007? Microsoft didn’t give us this functionality, but a third party software manufacturer has! picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

Don't waste any more of your valuable time digging deep into the depths of your soul to tell your family off. Instead, use "Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator" to do all the hard work for you. picked by ogri2003 1 year ago

Yes, fridges can hold any bottles and cans, but if you find one camouflaged as a photocopy paper box in the office supply room, you know that it can only hold one thing: beer. picked by misswinkle 1 year ago

He states "I grew up loving animals and still do this day...I am not the bad person or the beast I've been made out to be."

*Full, hand-written letter included, as well as letters from his supporters including George Foreman and Hank Aaron. picked by mandolinorange 10 months ago

If you dont have this, you better buy one and keep it for you. Its a very important file. picked by cybour 2 years ago