I feel that this is actually a very sexually tense piece. Lets take it apart and analyze the components. First the setting! We have a bed, pillow, and blankets: the usual place of sexual intercourse. Next we have the feline. A creature known for being mysterious and also known by the slang "pussy." Finally the carrots, a clear phallic symbol if there ever was one. I say this is not random at all. Obviously the creator of this is a sexually frustrated person seeking expression for repressed or unexpressed sexual desire.

I knew that, I was just seeing if any of you guys would.
>_>

To misquote someone-
'Sometimes a cat being pelted with carrots is just a cat being pelted with carrots.'

This made me laugh

lmao.

the cat's like, wtf can't you see i was sleeping.

a subtle metaphor indeed.

I just finished watching Shoot Em' Up, if anyone else found that hilarious too, this is funny to watch after that.

That reminds me so much of Squishy, my prodigal cat [he moved out of my house and in with some people down the street last year; I generally see him once every month or so]. He would just sit there and take it rather than flee.

That pussy got PELTED!

I think it is crap. Did you see the size of those carrots? Carrots are heavy. Poor putty tat.

Sometimes I am like this cat. Just dont want to get up. You can throw carrots at me. I will stay put and sleep.

"Zzz.... *mumble* zzz….yeah, baby… like that…wha...? Wait... WTF?!

HEY!

Hey, stop THAT!

- CAT! - ...you stupid human. CAT, not rabbit!

*mumble* ...clawless-hariless-non-contorsionist-awake-most-of-the-day-freak..."