Pants riding low? You better stay away from Mansfield, La. Anyone caught wearing sagging pants who exposes his or her underwear will be subject to a fine of up to $150 plus court costs, or face up to 15 days in jail. picked by hisidea 1 year ago

Police are searching for a man accused of shoving an electric guitar in his pants and walking out of a store in Lewiston, Maine. picked by AutumnLotus 9 months ago

...and it must be official - there's a website.

Quick - everybody strip! picked by gnikgnok 2 years ago

Put your hands up! Drop your pants. picked by Bornbad 2 years ago

Pearson was taken off the bench in May 2007, during his unsuccessful $54 million lawsuit against a dry cleaning business, which he accused of failing to meet its promise of "satisfaction guaranteed."
*This assclown needs to STFU and go away. picked by dollyllama 8 months ago

Winner of the 2007 Stella Award for frivolous and self serving lawsuits. The drycleaning business owner even found the pants and tried to return them to this ex-judge but he persisted in his suit to the bitter end. picked by equinox 3 weeks ago

Atlanta considers outlawing the popular, yet immobilizing, droopy pants style, even though it makes it easier to catch criminals wearing them. After all, they can't get far if their pants fall down. picked by suebe 1 year ago

Judge Bartnoff ruled in favor of Custom Cleaners and ordered Roy Pearson, who sued them for millions of dollars for misplacing his pants, to pay the court costs of defendants Soo Chung, Jin Nam Chung and Ki Y. Chung. picked by VooDooPeacock 2 years ago

A bid by a local government in Indonesia's East Java province to curb prostitution by asking masseuses to wear a padlock on their pants was an insult, a newspaper quoted the minister for women's empowerment as saying. picked by AutumnLotus 9 months ago

A pair of pants may help determine if elderly individuals have a high risk of slipping and falling by sensing fluctuations in their walking gait. picked by mutil8or 5 months ago

Yep, it's pants alright! picked by topofall 3 months ago

these über-geeky pants boast a built-in keyboard that's apparently Bluetooth-enabled. But wait, there's MORE! These pants also feature... picked by leehblanc 9 months ago

Suspected shoplifter tries to hide iguana in pants. FAIL

Police later asked if he minded the smell, the Iguana said it'd smelt worse. picked by doggylives 8 months ago

A customer who sued a dry cleaner for $54 million over a missing pair of pants has asked the judge who threw out the widely mocked case to reconsider, saying she committed a "fundamental legal error."

Follow up on this and this. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

Pull 'Em Up High.

Infuriatingly catch fashion advice in the form of a song with a little shoot 'em up game towards the end from High Street Ken.

To avoid confusion and potential embarrassment from the offset know that in this case these are good, honest, British Pants, and not Transatlantic Trousers. Also know that ALT+F4 will close the window. picked by pocksucket 6 months ago

"I have monkeys in my pants," Cusack confessed to U.S. Customs Agents. picked by Galoot 2 years ago

Bill Walker also uses a Power Towel or two to relieve himself while by the player's bench. This is just unbelievable. picked by icepigs 12 months ago

After more searching, police found a film canister with 18 teeth, which Placko said were human, a blonde wig, a voice recorder, a pair of leather gloves, laser pointer, white rope and two spent 9 mm shell casings, according to the report.

**Double upvotes for coming up for a plausible explanation for all items. picked by tragluk 4 months ago

When the neighborhood dry cleaner misplaced Roy Pearson's pants, he took action. He complained. He demanded compensation. And then he sued. Man, did he sue. picked by kissmenow 2 years ago

When it comes to their latest line, bosses at one underwear company are hoping for a rip-roaring success.

Inventors at the firm have designed the ultimate answer for sufferers of flatulence – pants with an in-built filter that cuts out nasty odours. picked by kissmenow 2 years ago