<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>The 10 Most Ridiculous Inventions Ever Patented  : RSS 2.0</title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/</link><description></description><language>en-us</language><webMaster>plime.com</webMaster><copyright>2008, plime.com.</copyright><lastBuildDate></lastBuildDate><pubDate></pubDate><generator>Plime/1</generator><docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs><image><title>The 10 Most Ridiculous Inventions Ever Patented  : RSS 2.0</title><url>http://www.plime.com/images/logo.gif</url><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/</link></image><item><title><![CDATA[The 10 Most Ridiculous Inventions Ever Patented ]]></title><description><![CDATA[The wheel. The light bulb. Big Mouth Billy Bass. Great inventions inspire awe, while providing comfort and convenience to the masses. Other inventions inspire second-hand embarrassment and provide a window into the dark souls of the men who created them. In an extended compilation from  his Daily Nooner, blogger Ross Wolinsky counts down 10 pieces of irrefutable proof that at least one clerk from the patent office comes to work stoned every day.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/46990/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/46990/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width='100%' style='padding-top:5px;margin-bottom:0px;' class='trh'><tr valign='bottom'><td><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr valign='bottom'><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabs lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-comments'><a href='/plime-com/l/46990/1/' class='plime2 td mn'>comments (4)</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-related'><a href='/plime-com/l/46990-related/1/' class='plime td mn'>related</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-share'><a href='/plime-com/l/46990-share/1/' class='plime td mn'>share</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-history'><a href='/plime-com/l/46990-history/1/' class='plime td mn'>edit history (0)</a></td></tr></table></td><td class='minitabspc' style='width:100%' valign='middle'><table width='100%'><tr class='regular'><td align='right'> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&lt;</a><span> <b><a class='page-selected td' href='/plime-com/l/46990/1/'>1</a></b> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&gt;</a></span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><item><title><![CDATA[theshirtpocket @ 1/12/2008 10:52:33 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[Mr. Z in the flatulence deodorizer looks pretty smug about his stink lines.  And why is that girl touching him?]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/46990/1/rss2_0.rss#q5</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/46990/1/rss2_0.rss#q5</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[gavin7103 @ 1/12/2008 2:52:46 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[re: invention #8....<br/><br/>AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!<br/><br/>Dude, I would buy that just because its so ridiculously funny, and put it on my grandmas dog!]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/46990/1/rss2_0.rss#q4</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/46990/1/rss2_0.rss#q4</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[gammerus @ 1/12/2008 4:55:28 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[I wish I patented the stick, I would be frickin rich.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/46990/1/rss2_0.rss#q3</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/46990/1/rss2_0.rss#q3</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[wags273 @ 1/12/2008 1:49:33 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[I own the patent on the method of swinging, hows that for ya.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/46990/1/rss2_0.rss#q2</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/46990/1/rss2_0.rss#q2</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item></channel></rss>