Jonah Falcon has the world's largest "pork sword" at 13.5in. Reduced to a mere sex toy, unhappy Jonah needs a meaningful relationship. Look no further lady Plimates. picked by ogri2003 1 year ago

A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week. picked by Bornbad 1 month ago

The 30ft erection, named Sky Pillar, has been built at Longwan Shaman Amusement Park in Changchun city. *NSFW?*

Dupe: picked by DrNothing 1 year ago

The Penis emporium is restaurant which serves exotic animals on the menu. What did you think it was? picked by misswinkle 1 year ago

An unlucky Croatian motorbike rider was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis as he stopped for a quick roadside toilet break. OK, let the "Lightning Rod" jokes begin... picked by mitzuzake 1 year ago

Culture-bound syndromes, Nigeria, and disappearing penises. "And as he felt his penis shrink, Wasiu Karimu screamed and demanded the woman put his penis back. The conductor told them both to get off the bus, and a crowd closed in on the accused, not doubting for an instant that the woman could do such a thing. But as soon as she saw trouble coming, Bad Teeth said, she replaced Wasiu’... read full post picked by psycmoe 3 months ago

Allegedly, the hair tonic remedy injected into the penis did not work. WTF? picked by misswinkle 1 year ago

source: CBS News

No. 1: Your Penis Does Have a Mind of Its Own picked by zzz 7 months ago

"We suspect she took both her weapon and her husband's penis because we cannot find the penis in their apartment. We even checked a toilet but she did not dump it there,'' Lt-Col Kornwat said. picked by misswinkle 1 year ago

Any submission that contains excessive scribbling or makes no attempt at hiding the penis will be removed from the gallery, unless it's funny. picked by Bornbad 6 months ago

Austrian arrested an elderly Turkish-born man suspected of fatally shooting a younger Turkish associate and slicing off the victim’s penis in what investigators called an “honor killing.” picked by DemureArt 1 year ago

A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.

Cue penis jokes in 3....2....1 picked by doggylives 4 months ago

"Restaurant employee tied a tourniquet around his bloody penis and continued working for several hours after armed robbers stabbed him..."

Maybe picked by Hoosker 1 year ago

The lawyer for a Lansdale man accused of raping a 13-year-old girl wants to have a plaster cast made of his client's penis to use as evidence at his trial that he didn't commit the crime.
On a personal note -give me five minutes with this sick f**k and they will need to plaster his entire his entire
body....
Earlier story about this s**tbag here picked by mutil8or 4 months ago

A court has ordered a Romanian surgeon to pay $795,000 in compensation to a patient whose penis he accidentally severed during an operation. picked by bevissimo 3 months ago

A new study suggests that patients without a penis are still able to describe its shape and length and experience 'phantom erections' after amputations. Could the study hint at a predetermined image of our gender that we have in our minds before birth? picked by misswinkle 12 months ago

During the act, she says she bit his penis, before kicking his genitalia and punching him in the face.(oooooo, baby!) picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

British opera star sings Croatian national anthem. Unfortunately, he gets the words wrong, and ends up singing 'my penis is a mountain'. Croatia win. picked by Lilo 11 months ago

A 23-year-old man lost half a litre of blood when an Aboriginal elder slashed his penis in an initiation ritual that went horribly wrong. picked by mitzuzake 1 year ago

"What we know of what happened was they were playing around then suddenly the woman got angry and cut the victim's penis off and ran away with it," picked by Hoosker 1 year ago