This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World: 13.5 in (34.29 cm) Erect!
This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World: 13.5 in (34.29 cm) Erect!
New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970) has a willy with the following parameters: 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long... picked by maxriter 9 months ago
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 AutumnLo...
9 months ago
Eww.
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 juaner89...
9 months ago
I wonder if he has to tuck in between his legs when he goes out side. Damn imagine sitting down. Ouch.
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 2manyuse...
9 months ago
The really sad thing about his penis is he doesn't get really fully erect. It doesn't get completely hard.
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 iamtoni7...
9 months ago
« 2manyusernames : The really sad thing about his penis is he doesn't get really fully erect. It doesn't get completely hard.
I would imagine he would pass out from loss of blood if it did. No fun enjoying sex if you are out cold...hehe.
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 86Apex
9 months ago
Too bad it's not about size. Unless you're tiny....
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 hOOsker
9 months ago
« 2manyusernames : The really sad thing about his penis is he doesn't get really fully erect. It doesn't get completely hard.
and you know this because...
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 kerobero...
9 months ago
Boys... BOYS!... Now, now... play nice. It is true, not the size of the wave that matters, it is the motion in the ocean.

You all are probably great movers and shakers in your own right. This is just one of those extreme cases where the result of:

"Oh God, I wish I was bigger..."

Isn't really a blessing, but a curse.
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 2manyuse...
9 months ago
« hOOsker : and you know this because...
my mother was b***hing about it. Of course she may have been just telling me that to soothe my ego so I wouldn't feel as if I wasn't good enough for her.
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 alton
9 months ago
« 2manyusernames : my mother was b***hing about it. Of course she may have been just telling me that to soothe my ego so I wouldn't feel as if I wasn't good enough for her.
Lol, wait, YOUR mother????

In all the threads and articles, I never thought a penis one would be the one that 2many dug a hole he couldn't get out of. :)
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 ImNotBlu...
9 months ago
Are we sure this guy is actually human... and not say, a horse?

It's happened before... and I won't be made a fool of again!
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 cheeselo...
9 months ago
Well they obviously haven't been to dep's house.
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 Nunkii
9 months ago
Thats a big captain winkie. It hurts ME just thinking about it. Ick.
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 ol1inch
9 months ago
Hee hee. Love the caption under the pic ("enlarge" picture). ROFLMAO!
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 sykeo56
9 months ago
Only 13.5? That's like when I get out of freezing water.
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 2manyuse...
9 months ago
« hOOsker : and you know this because...
Actually I read it before about this guy. It has also been said about other porn actors with similar "blessings".

oh, and for the curious:
NSFW
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 hOOsker
9 months ago
« sykeo56 : Only 13.5? That's like when I get out of freezing water.
The article was not about how much you can take sykeo.
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 hOOsker
9 months ago
« alton : 

In all the threads and articles, I never thought a penis one would be the one that 2many dug a hole he couldn't get out of. :)
To be fair...It is the biggest penis in the world.
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 Rowangre...
9 months ago
Yeah, I can see how being presented with that thing would gross a gal out, rather than get her all warm and tingly. I wonder if there's any type of surgery he could have to reduce its size?
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 dreamer6...
9 months ago
Yeah, that would probably freak me out, he would have to warn me first or something, lol. Wonder what the girth is.....
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 thecritt...
9 months ago
Poor bloke, always having to thumb in a softy.

Channel 4 should do a documentary on the largest vagina, then they should hook whoever they find up with this guy.

Great TV & happiness for all, now that's killing 2 birds with 1 bone!
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