Bacon Scarf, Make Everyone Around You Hungry Posted: 8 months ago by MuppetmakeR
This is by far, the greatest piece of clothing ever.
Comments: 15 Score: [-] 453 [+].

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Posted: 8 months ago by acemak:
The greatest thing I have ever seen. It will go perfectly with by DIOR "bacon seduction" cologne
Score: [-] 101 [+].

Posted: 8 months ago by punthe:
Next up... the Canadian bacon scarf!

Or, back bacon scarf to the Great White Northerners!
Score: [-] 94 [+].

Posted: 8 months ago by dollyllama:
« punthe : Next up... the Canadian bacon scarf!

Or, back bacon scarf to the Great White Northerners!
That'd be HAM to the rest of the universe.
Score: [-] 61 [+].

Posted: 8 months ago by MuppetmakeR:
« dollyllama : That'd be HAM to the rest of the universe.
LMFAO

The World - 1

Canada - 0
Score: [-] 29 [+].

Posted: 8 months ago by punthe:
^ Jealousy of Canadians is an ugly UGLY thing!

BWAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!!

« dollyllama:That'd be HAM to the rest of the universe.
I beg to differ:

BACON

HAM

BACK BACON

So... uh... SUCK IT! lol j/k
Score: [-] 19 [+].

Posted: 8 months ago by theshirtpocket:
CRAP it's sold out. My hopes, my dreams...they are no more. I will have to live off of my bacon mints until they make another.
Score: [-] 19 [+].

Posted: 8 months ago by maczillion:
Danm! Once again I thought the scarf was actually going to be made out of real bacon. Would it be wierd if I sat at my house sewing bacon together?
Score: [-] 25 [+].

Posted: 8 months ago by Bornbad:
Best line in the story...
Seriously, do a search on “bacon scarf” and look at the other bacon scarves out there.
Now I'm going the make a BLT, with neck & Mayo.
Score: [-] 49 [+].

Posted: 8 months ago by iamtoni78:
I want one to wear to the vegetarian dinner party I'm invited to. LOL.
Score: [-] 52 [+].

Posted: 8 months ago by keroberos32:
My husband guesses it would be cool for the woman who wants to be treated like a piece of meat.

I agree... Still cool nonetheless.
Score: [-] -6 [+].

Posted: 8 months ago by TBA:
That would go really well over the hamburger dress!!!
http://www.plime.com/arts/doityourself/l/48836/1/

Score: [-] 44 [+].

Posted: 8 months ago by TBA:
« iamtoni78 : I want one to wear to the vegetarian dinner party I'm invited to. LOL.
I'd love to triple upvote that comment :D
Score: [-] 19 [+].

Posted: 8 months ago by muppet:
i think it would probably look more like your head is popping out of a vagina rather than a giant piece of bacon wrapped around your neck.

am i alone?
Score: [-] 25 [+].

Posted: 8 months ago by muppet:
« punthe : ^ Jealousy of Canadians is an ugly UGLY thing!

BWAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!!

I beg to differ:

BACON

HAM

BACK BACON

So... uh... SUCK IT! lol j/k
puh...puhhh...pppuuuh....PWNED! kick em in the nuts punthe.
Score: [-] 19 [+].

Posted: 8 months ago by MUPpetMAKer:
« muppet : i think it would probably look more like your head is popping out of a vagina rather than a giant piece of bacon wrapped around your neck.

am i alone?
This is why I love you.
Score: [-] 19 [+].


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