Leprosy in Arkansas
Leprosy in Arkansas
Q: Why did they cancel the leper hockey game?
A: Cause there was a face-off in the corner.*

* Leprosy isn't funny picked by PulsisX 8 months ago
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 eLJay
8 months ago
No, leprosy isn't funny, but I laughed at that joke anyway. It's BAAAAAD! And yet I laughed.

The fact that leprosy has even resurfaced is scary. I hope they can eradicate soon.
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 badbud
8 months ago
Damn armadillos strike again!
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 T1000
8 months ago
« badbud : Damn armadillos strike again!
You know, I've picked up a lot of armadillos. I have heard they carry leprosy...I guess I shouldn't do that anymore.
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 dOntEAtp...
8 months ago
I agree that leprosy isn't funny, but leper jokes ARE funny.

For instance;

Q: what did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: Keep the tip.
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 melgesev...
8 months ago
« dOntEAtpOOp : I agree that leprosy isn't funny, but leper jokes ARE funny.

For instance;

Q: what did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: Keep the tip.
*gag*
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 germz
8 months ago
haha
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 Blankspa...
8 months ago
« dOntEAtpOOp : I agree that leprosy isn't funny, but leper jokes ARE funny.

For instance;

Q: what did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: Keep the tip.
agh!
that's terrible,
yet still makes me laugh.
We're all terrible people. =)
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 gammerus
8 months ago
I think I read some sort of leaprosy site that 90% of people are completly immune to the disease.
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 Pocksuck...
8 months ago
« T1000 : You know, I've picked up a lot of armadillos. I have heard they carry leprosy...I guess I shouldn't do that anymore.
I've never been that drunk.

Or are armadillos your peccadillo?
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 T1000
8 months ago
« Pocksucket : I've never been that drunk.

Or are armadillos your peccadillo?
Well, they're just so darn easy to catch. And I see them all the time when I'm camping.

All you have to do is wait until you see one, then sneak into it's path (they're nearly blind, and they don't hear that well), and when it's at your feet, with one hand push down on its body, and with the other swiftly grab it's tail, and then sweep it up off the ground. They'll spin around and around for a little while, but then they stop.

They can't curl up and bite you, and voila, you've seen the underside of an armadillo, something that not everyone can claim.

Sometimes though, they poop. So watch out.
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