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Defense Secretary Falls on Ice, Breaks Arm

In response to this attack on the US by radical elements of the "frozen water" movement, the Air Force will be beginning a strategic bombing campaign against Antarctica,the so called "homeland of the ice people" thought to be a state sponsor of terror because of the thousands of cubic miles of ice it tolerates within its borders picked by xenity7 6 months ago

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11	xenity7

6 months ago

In the themepic, Colin Powell points to the weapons of mass destruction found last year in Antarctica - if only we had acted sooner, this tragedy might have been averted.

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8	akstika

6 months ago

There's no reason to invade Antarctica, as far as I know, there is no oil there.

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10	ZebraHDH

6 months ago

So, after the pain subsides, he can be addicted to painkillers.

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germz

6 months ago

haha loved the description

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23	tundramo...

6 months ago

« xenity7 : In the themepic, Colin Powell points to the weapons of mass destruction found last year in Antarctica - if only we had acted sooner, this tragedy might have been averted.

America (and the rest of the world) is acting TOO fast! At the rate we're going, this 'frozen water' won't be around to cause more injuries to innocent Americans in the future....

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maven

6 months ago

Will it still injure the guilty ones?

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9	teresag

6 months ago

« ZebraHDH : So, after the pain subsides, he can be addicted to painkillers.

Which will result in significant improvements in defense policy.

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15	PulsisX

6 months ago

We can't wait for a smoking gun in the shape of a snowman!

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T1000

6 months ago

« xenity7 : In the themepic, Colin Powell points to the weapons of mass destruction found last year in Antarctica - if only we had acted sooner, this tragedy might have been averted.

Colin Powell isn't the Defense Secretary, Robert Gates is.

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11	xenity7

6 months ago

« T1000 : Colin Powell isn't the Defense Secretary, Robert Gates is.

I'm fully aware of that, thanks, what I was referring to was the infamous incident in which Colin Powell briefed the UN on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction.

The same briefing in which he had a vial of real anthrax for theatrical purposes.

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T1000

6 months ago

« xenity7 : I'm fully aware of that, thanks, what I was referring to was the infamous incident in which Colin Powell briefed the UN on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction.

The same briefing in which he had a vial of real anthrax for theatrical purposes.

That was probably a pretty exciting presentation.

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8	fugazi

6 months ago

Note: It is wrong to laugh at others' misfortune...

But it is also wrong to be a fascist...

So...drum roll...

I decide to say HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I will accept my karma...or have I already?? it's a b***h...tricky karma b***h...

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