SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE Posted: 2 years ago by mysterio
Although it does seem a wee bit early for Christmas movies, Disney is releasing the SANTA CLAUSE 3 in November. Of course, several stores are already playing Christmas tunes on their PA systems, so why not?
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Santa Claus kidnaps 8 year old girl. Posted: 2 years ago by tomphoolry
She must have been on the naughty list.
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Norad Tracks Santa Clause Posted: 2 years ago by thephrog
Track Santa on Christmas eve! Plus, stories about who Santa really is/was. Cool site!
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Berlin faces Santa shortage as Christmas nears. Posted: 2 years ago by Skid
A Berlin agency is running low on Santas going into the Christmas season.
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Santa - Imperial Prisoner Posted: 12 months ago by 1krazykorean
“Help me Old Saint Nick, you’re my only hope!”
If you still needed proof that the Empire is evil, look no further than this photo.
I guess with the whole Jedi Cleansing it would be easy to mistake Santa for a Jedi. The beard is so Obi-won and the fact that he makes reindeer fly could easily be chalked up to “the Force”.
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New Secret Santa Takes Over Posted: 12 months ago by mandolinorange
During about a quarter century, Larry Stewart quietly gave out more than $1.3 million to people in laundromats, diners, bus stations, shelters and thrift stores, saying it was his way of giving back at Christmas for all the wealth and generosity he had received in his lifetime. Stewart died of cancer at age 58 earlier this year, but his legacy lives on.
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The Polar Express Posted: 2 years ago by goldy
Soon Christmas is coming to town, but can you still hear Santa’s bells? If not, watch this movie and remember the magical nights waiting for Santa to come in your home.
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Maine says NO! to Santa beer. Posted: 2 years ago by tomphoolry
State says children might be drawn to beer with a picture of Santa on it.
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Santa Claus accused of promoting obesity Posted: 1 year ago by AutumnLotus
Some U.S. critics would rather see jolly old Santa Claus on a Stairmaster rather than a sleigh, as they accuse the holiday icon of promoting obesity.
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Secret Lives: Santa Claus (NSFW) Posted: 12 months ago by misswinkle
Ever wonder what Santa does the other 364 days of the year? Watch the Secret Life of Santa Claus.
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Here comes Santa Hitler Posted: 2 years ago by Wingnut
Stores in Germany destroy wooden Santa dolls after customers complain that they're giving a Nazi salute.
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Health and safety killjoys force Santa to wear a seatbelt in his 5mph sleigh Posted: 1 year ago by maxriter
Every Christmas Eve he whizzes around the world at top speed, without incident. But Santa's unblemished driving record is not enough to satisfy the health and safety brigade. They have ordered him to wear a seatbelt.
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Laughing Santa gets the old heave ho ho ho Posted: 12 months ago by AutumnLotus
A Santa in an Australian department store said on Wednesday he has been sacked for saying "ho ho ho" and singing Christmas songs to children.
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Scared of Santa Posted: 2 years ago by jameseum
A contest where families were asked to send in photographs of kids crying at Santa.
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Canada Looks for Mean Santa Imposter Posted: 12 months ago by mandolinorange
Someone has been writing nasty letters to little children on behalf of Santa Claus.
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He keeps his white gloved hands where parents can see them. Posted: 12 months ago by glik
In fact, that job is now considered better left to parents, to avoid inappropriate touching.
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The psychedelic secrets of Santa Claus Posted: 11 months ago by Bornbad
Modern Christmas traditions are based on ancient mushroom-using shamans.
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Santa's Claws Are Out Posted: 5 months ago by pocksucket
Hundreds of Santa Clauses are taking sides and spoiling for a fight. Following the expulsion of Tim Connaghan from the Amalgamated Order of Real-Bearded Santas, splinter groups such as The Fraternal Order and The Red Suit Society have been looking for a rumble.
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Snow Line! Not Just Another Linerider Hack! Posted: 2 years ago by LatueOfStiberty
At first I thought this was going to be another linerider copy, but it is actually a challenging and original game in its own.
Draw snow lines with your mouse to guide Santa to the missing presents.
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Christmas horror movie offends religious groups Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
"'To have a movie that emphasizes murder and mayhem at Christmas, a time of celebration and joy around the world seems to be ill founded,' said Mathew Staver, founder and chairman of Liberty Counsel, an organization dedicated to upholding religious freedom and traditional family values."
LOL! Does anyone remember if there were protests against The Nightmare Before Christmas?
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Glum Tidings: Santa Gets Sacked as Cities, Companies Look to Save Posted: 3 weeks ago by Bornbad
This year, even Santa is getting downsized. It's too expensive for the struggling old lumber town to hoist him up to the roof and keep him twinkling.
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