Earthquakes are caused by gays, says MPPosted: 10 months ago by AutumnLotus AN Israeli politician has blamed a spate of recent earthquakes in the Middle East on gays. Shlomo Benizri of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish Shas Party said the only way to prevent the earthquakes was for parliament to stop liberalising laws concerning homosexuals. Comments: 18 Score: [-] 569 [+].
<1>Posted: 10 months ago by sparklyeyedgal181: Damn gays, making the ground all shaky.
Just as bad as them Jews that fabricated the Holocaust. And the Mexicans that took our jerrrbs.
/backwards redneck thinking Score: [-] 222 [+]. Posted: 10 months ago by 2manyusernames: It isn't just rednecks. After the attack on Sigfreid & Roy, and the attack in San Fransisco, it appears that tigers don't like gay people. Score: [-] 188 [+]. Posted: 10 months ago by dOntEAtpOOp: I'm sure the Westboro Baptist Church would agree with this. Score: [-] 123 [+]. Posted: 10 months ago by PulsisX: so the gays really do rock your world? Score: [-] 258 [+]. Posted: 10 months ago by mutil8or: And all this time I thought it was the
Mormons Score: [-] 84 [+]. Posted: 10 months ago by gratheo:
«mutil8or : And all this time I thought it was the
Mormons
Wow... then the gay Mormons have really got it tough.
And before you laugh, yes, there are gay Mormons. Score: [-] 75 [+]. Posted: 10 months ago by Muppetmaker: I KNEW IT!!!!!!
And of course, in true Muppetmaker fashion, A brief moment, from Mr. Lewis Black...
Score: [-] 166 [+]. Posted: 10 months ago by tragluk:
«dOntEAtpOOp : I'm sure the Westboro Baptist Church would agree with this.
Let's send them over to be with people who think like they do.
And send over mutil8or as well. People who attack religions tend to get my goat a little. Score: [-] 51 [+]. Posted: 10 months ago by blurmore: well duh.. Score: [-] 0 [+]. Posted: 10 months ago by xenity7:
«2manyusernames : It isn't just rednecks. After the attack on Sigfreid & Roy, and the attack in San Fransisco, it appears that tigers don't like gay people.
I don't think that guy the tiger attacked was gay. If he was, and you are subtly implying that we're all gay in San Francisco... Well played sir, well played.
On a different note, maybe heterosexual sex causes thunderstorms? That would be awesome. Getting it on with my lady friend and suddenly BOOM.
Yeah baby, i'm just THAT good. Score: [-] 59 [+]. Posted: 10 months ago by dOntEAtpOOp:
«xenity7 : I don't think that guy the tiger attacked was gay. If he was, and you are subtly implying that we're all gay in San Francisco... Well played sir, well played.
Are you kidding? The tiger attacked Sigfried, didn't he? Or maybe it was Roy... I can't keep them straight, but then neither can they. You're not really in the dark that both Sigfried AND Roy are gay, are you? Score: [-] 90 [+]. Posted: 9 months ago by mutil8or:
«tragluk : Let's send them over to be with people who think like they do.
And send over mutil8or as well. People who attack religeons tend to get my goat a little.
There is a saying among the LDS people, "When the Mormons meet,the skies weep", When the LDS Church holds its General Conference in Salt Lake City it generally rains. I assumed that if they control the rain then maybe they can control other Meteorological events as well. I was in no way Attacking their,or any other religion. Score: [-] 49 [+]. Posted: 9 months ago by RowanGrey: Now, if Superman were gay, THEN I could see this as a valid argument. Unfortunately for gay men, Supes is straight, so any earthquakes related to his getting it on with Lois would have to be attributed to "breeders". Besides, don't those silly Israelis know that earthquakes happen when the turtle that holds up the world walks down to the next cosmos for a Frappuccino? I thought everyone knew that. Score: [-] 38 [+]. Posted: 9 months ago by Mershaullk:
«tragluk : And send over mutil8or as well. People who attack religeons tend to get my goat a little.
Then you must absolutely hate me. Score: [-] 144 [+]. Posted: 9 months ago by xenity7:
«dOntEAtpOOp : Are you kidding? The tiger attacked Sigfried, didn't he? Or maybe it was Roy... I can't keep them straight, but then neither can they. You're not really in the dark that both Sigfried AND Roy are gay, are you?
No, i'm not,
read 2many's original post
It isn't just rednecks. After the attack on Sigfreid & Roy, and the attack in San Fransisco, it appears that tigers don't like gay people.
Score: [-] 69 [+]. Posted: 9 months ago by chinook: Damn - I'm going to have to throw out chapters of my geology texts now!
To think I've spent years being taught that earthquakes are caused by compressional or extensional stress regimes in the earth's crust...
I can't blame σ1, I have to blame gays! Score: [-] 93 [+]. Posted: 9 months ago by germz: Israeli's are pretty smart Score: [-] 37 [+]. Posted: 9 months ago by dOntEAtpOOp: