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Earthquakes are caused by gays, says MP

AN Israeli politician has blamed a spate of recent earthquakes in the Middle East on gays. Shlomo Benizri of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish Shas Party said the only way to prevent the earthquakes was for parliament to stop liberalising laws concerning homosexuals.

dOntEAtpOOp @ 2/22/2008 5:26:46 PM

« xenity7 : No, i'm not,

read 2many's original post

Read. Posts.

Why the hell didn't you tell me to try doing that sooner?

germz @ 2/22/2008 12:37:39 PM

Israeli's are pretty smart

chinook @ 2/22/2008 12:08:06 PM

Damn - I'm going to have to throw out chapters of my geology texts now!

To think I've spent years being taught that earthquakes are caused by compressional or extensional stress regimes in the earth's crust...

I can't blame σ1, I have to blame gays!

xenity7 @ 2/22/2008 10:14:52 AM

« dOntEAtpOOp : Are you kidding? The tiger attacked Sigfried, didn't he? Or maybe it was Roy... I can't keep them straight, but then neither can they. You're not really in the dark that both Sigfried AND Roy are gay, are you?

No, i'm not,

read 2many's original post

It isn't just rednecks. After the attack on Sigfreid & Roy, and the attack in San Fransisco, it appears that tigers don't like gay people.

Mershaullk @ 2/22/2008 8:38:19 AM

« tragluk : And send over mutil8or as well. People who attack religeons tend to get my goat a little.

Then you must absolutely hate me.

RowanGrey @ 2/22/2008 8:27:19 AM

Now, if Superman were gay, THEN I could see this as a valid argument. Unfortunately for gay men, Supes is straight, so any earthquakes related to his getting it on with Lois would have to be attributed to "breeders".
Besides, don't those silly Israelis know that earthquakes happen when the turtle that holds up the world walks down to the next cosmos for a Frappuccino? I thought everyone knew that.

mutil8or @ 2/22/2008 7:54:58 AM

« tragluk : Let's send them over to be with people who think like they do.

And send over mutil8or as well. People who attack religeons tend to get my goat a little.

There is a saying among the LDS people,
"When the Mormons meet,the skies weep",
When the LDS Church holds its General Conference
in Salt Lake City it generally rains.
I assumed that if they control the rain then maybe
they can control other Meteorological events as well.
I was in no way Attacking their,or any other religion.

dOntEAtpOOp @ 2/22/2008 2:16:22 AM

« xenity7 : I don't think that guy the tiger attacked was gay. If he was, and you are subtly implying that we're all gay in San Francisco... Well played sir, well played.

Are you kidding? The tiger attacked Sigfried, didn't he? Or maybe it was Roy... I can't keep them straight, but then neither can they. You're not really in the dark that both Sigfried AND Roy are gay, are you?

xenity7 @ 2/22/2008 2:03:25 AM

« 2manyusernames : It isn't just rednecks. After the attack on Sigfreid & Roy, and the attack in San Fransisco, it appears that tigers don't like gay people.

I don't think that guy the tiger attacked was gay. If he was, and you are subtly implying that we're all gay in San Francisco... Well played sir, well played.

On a different note, maybe heterosexual sex causes thunderstorms? That would be awesome. Getting it on with my lady friend and suddenly BOOM.

Yeah baby, i'm just THAT good.

blurmore @ 2/22/2008 1:30:42 AM

well duh..

tragluk @ 2/22/2008 12:43:21 AM

« dOntEAtpOOp : I'm sure the Westboro Baptist Church would agree with this.

Let's send them over to be with people who think like they do.

And send over mutil8or as well. People who attack religions tend to get my goat a little.

Muppetmaker @ 2/22/2008 12:15:41 AM

I KNEW IT!!!!!!

And of course, in true Muppetmaker fashion, A brief moment, from Mr. Lewis Black...

gratheo @ 2/22/2008 12:15:37 AM

« mutil8or : And all this time I thought it was the

Mormons

Wow... then the gay Mormons have really got it tough.

And before you laugh, yes, there are gay Mormons.

mutil8or @ 2/21/2008 11:58:10 PM

And all this time I thought it was the

Mormons

PulsisX @ 2/21/2008 11:57:20 PM

so the gays really do rock your world?

dOntEAtpOOp @ 2/21/2008 11:53:22 PM

I'm sure the Westboro Baptist Church would agree with this.

2manyusernames @ 2/21/2008 11:46:32 PM

It isn't just rednecks. After the attack on Sigfreid & Roy, and the attack in San Fransisco, it appears that tigers don't like gay people.

sparklyeyedgal181 @ 2/21/2008 11:43:19 PM

Damn gays, making the ground all shaky.

Just as bad as them Jews that fabricated the Holocaust. And the Mexicans that took our jerrrbs.

/backwards redneck thinking