<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>Earthquakes are caused by gays, says MP : XML WIDGET</title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><link><id>51641</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/51641/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Earthquakes are caused by gays, says MP]]></title><description><![CDATA[AN Israeli politician has blamed a spate of recent earthquakes in the Middle East on gays. Shlomo Benizri of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish Shas Party said the only way to prevent the earthquakes was for parliament to stop liberalising laws concerning homosexuals.]]></description><comments>18</comments><score>569</score><crdate>2/21/2008 11:37:58 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-21T23:37:58+01:00</atomdate></link><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width='100%' style='padding-top:5px;margin-bottom:0px;' class='trh'><tr valign='bottom'><td><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr valign='bottom'><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabs lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-comments'><a href='/plime-com/l/51641/1/' class='plime2 td mn'>comments (18)</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-related'><a href='/plime-com/l/51641-related/1/' class='plime td mn'>related</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-share'><a href='/plime-com/l/51641-share/1/' class='plime td mn'>share</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-history'><a href='/plime-com/l/51641-history/1/' class='plime td mn'>edit history (0)</a></td></tr></table></td><td class='minitabspc' style='width:100%' valign='middle'><table width='100%'><tr class='regular'><td align='right'> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&lt;</a><span> <b><a class='page-selected td' href='/plime-com/l/51641/1/'>1</a></b> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&gt;</a></span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><comment><id>208049</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/51641/1/xml_widget.rss#q19</url><title><![CDATA[dOntEAtpOOp @ 2/22/2008 5:26:46 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/wtf-/l/51641/1/#q16"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>xenity7</b>&#160;:&#160;No, i'm not, <br/><br/>read 2many's original post</i></div>Read. Posts.<br/><br/>Why the hell didn't you tell me to try doing that sooner?]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/22/2008 5:26:46 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-22T17:26:46+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>207824</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/51641/1/xml_widget.rss#q18</url><title><![CDATA[germz @ 2/22/2008 12:37:39 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Israeli's are pretty smart]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/22/2008 12:37:39 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-22T12:37:39+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>207791</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/51641/1/xml_widget.rss#q17</url><title><![CDATA[chinook @ 2/22/2008 12:08:06 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Damn - I'm going to have to throw out chapters of my geology texts now!<br/><br/>To think I've spent years being taught that earthquakes are caused by compressional or extensional stress regimes in the earth's crust...<br/><br/>I can't blame &#963;1, I have to blame gays!]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/22/2008 12:08:06 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-22T12:08:06+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>207717</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/51641/1/xml_widget.rss#q16</url><title><![CDATA[xenity7 @ 2/22/2008 10:14:52 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/wtf-/l/51641/1/#q12"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>dOntEAtpOOp</b> : Are you kidding? The tiger attacked Sigfried, didn't he? Or maybe it was Roy... I can't keep them straight, but then neither can they. You're not really in the dark that both Sigfried AND Roy are gay, are you?</i></div>No, i'm not, <br/><br/>read 2many's original post<br/><br/><div class='qp pad d'><i>It isn't just rednecks. After the attack on Sigfreid &amp; Roy, and the attack in San Fransisco, it appears that tigers don't like gay people.</i></div>]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/22/2008 10:14:52 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-22T10:14:52+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>207671</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/51641/1/xml_widget.rss#q15</url><title><![CDATA[Mershaullk @ 2/22/2008 8:38:19 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/wtf-/l/51641/1/#q9"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>tragluk</b> : And send over mutil8or as well.  People who attack religeons tend to get my goat a little.</i></div>Then you must absolutely <i>hate</i> me.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/22/2008 8:38:19 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-22T08:38:19+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>207666</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/51641/1/xml_widget.rss#q14</url><title><![CDATA[RowanGrey @ 2/22/2008 8:27:19 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Now, if <b>Superman</b> were gay, THEN I could see this as a valid argument.  Unfortunately for gay men, Supes is straight, so any earthquakes related to his getting it on with Lois would <b>have</b> to be attributed to &quot;breeders&quot;.<br/>Besides, don't those silly Israelis know that earthquakes happen when the turtle that holds up the world walks down to the next cosmos for a Frappuccino?  I thought everyone knew that.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/22/2008 8:27:19 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-22T08:27:19+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>207652</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/51641/1/xml_widget.rss#q13</url><title><![CDATA[mutil8or @ 2/22/2008 7:54:58 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/wtf-/l/51641/1/#q9"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>tragluk</b> : Let's send them over to be with people who think like they do.<br/><br/>And send over mutil8or as well.  People who attack religeons tend to get my goat a little.</i></div>There is a saying among the LDS people,<br/>&quot;When the Mormons meet,the skies weep&quot;,<br/>When the LDS Church holds its General Conference<br/>in Salt Lake City it generally rains.<br/>I assumed that if they control the rain then maybe<br/>they can control other Meteorological events as well.<br/>I was in no way Attacking their,or any other religion.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/22/2008 7:54:58 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-22T07:54:58+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>207544</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/51641/1/xml_widget.rss#q12</url><title><![CDATA[dOntEAtpOOp @ 2/22/2008 2:16:22 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/wtf-/l/51641/1/#q11"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>xenity7</b>&#160;:&#160;I don't think that guy the tiger attacked was gay. If he was, and you are subtly implying that we're all gay in San Francisco... Well played sir, well played.</i></div>Are you kidding? The tiger attacked Sigfried, didn't he? Or maybe it was Roy... I can't keep them straight, but then neither can they. You're not really in the dark that both Sigfried AND Roy are gay, are you?]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/22/2008 2:16:22 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-22T02:16:22+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>207542</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/51641/1/xml_widget.rss#q11</url><title><![CDATA[xenity7 @ 2/22/2008 2:03:25 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/wtf-/l/51641/1/#q3"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>2manyusernames</b> : It isn't just rednecks. After the attack on Sigfreid &amp; Roy, and the attack in San Fransisco, it appears that tigers don't like gay people.</i></div>I don't think that guy the tiger attacked was gay. If he was, and you are subtly implying that we're all gay in San Francisco... Well played sir, well played.<br/><br/>On a different note, maybe heterosexual sex causes thunderstorms? That would be awesome. Getting it on with my lady friend and suddenly BOOM.<br/><br/>Yeah baby, i'm just THAT good.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/22/2008 2:03:25 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-22T02:03:25+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>207530</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/51641/1/xml_widget.rss#q10</url><title><![CDATA[blurmore @ 2/22/2008 1:30:42 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[well duh..]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/22/2008 1:30:42 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-22T01:30:42+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>207520</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/51641/1/xml_widget.rss#q9</url><title><![CDATA[tragluk @ 2/22/2008 12:43:21 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/wtf-/l/51641/1/#q4"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>dOntEAtpOOp</b> : I'm sure the Westboro Baptist Church would agree with this.</i></div>Let's send them over to be with people who think like they do.<br/><br/>And send over mutil8or as well.  People who attack religions tend to get my goat a little.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/22/2008 12:43:21 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-22T00:43:21+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>207513</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/51641/1/xml_widget.rss#q8</url><title><![CDATA[Muppetmaker @ 2/22/2008 12:15:41 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[I KNEW IT!!!!!!<br/><br/>And of course, in true Muppetmaker fashion, A brief moment, from Mr. Lewis Black...<br/><br/><table width='100%'><tr valign='top'><td><p align='center'><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o-id4GKsaQk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allownetworking" value="internal"></param><embed allownetworking="internal" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o-id4GKsaQk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><noembed><a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-id4GKsaQk' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a></noembed></p></td><td><script type="text/javascript"><!--<br/>google_ad_client = "pub-7980396607107658";<br/>google_ad_width = 120;<br/>google_ad_height = 240;<br/>google_ad_format = "120x240_as";<br/>google_ad_type = "text";<br/>google_ad_channel = track_tag;<br/>google_color_border = color_3;<br/>google_color_bg = color_3;<br/>google_color_link = color_1;<br/>google_color_url = color_2;<br/>google_color_text = color_4;<br/>//--></script><script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script></td></tr></table>]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/22/2008 12:15:41 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-22T00:15:41+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>207512</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/51641/1/xml_widget.rss#q7</url><title><![CDATA[gratheo @ 2/22/2008 12:15:37 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/wtf-/l/51641/1/#q6"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>mutil8or</b> : And all this time I thought it was the <br/><br/><b>Mormons</b></i></div>Wow... then the gay Mormons have really got it tough.<br/><br/>And before you laugh, yes, there <b>are</b> gay Mormons.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/22/2008 12:15:37 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-22T00:15:37+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>207506</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/51641/1/xml_widget.rss#q6</url><title><![CDATA[mutil8or @ 2/21/2008 11:58:10 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[And all this time I thought it was the <br/><br/><b>Mormons</b>]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/21/2008 11:58:10 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-21T23:58:10+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>207505</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/51641/1/xml_widget.rss#q5</url><title><![CDATA[PulsisX @ 2/21/2008 11:57:20 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[so the gays really do rock your world?]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/21/2008 11:57:20 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-21T23:57:20+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>207500</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/51641/1/xml_widget.rss#q4</url><title><![CDATA[dOntEAtpOOp @ 2/21/2008 11:53:22 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[I'm sure the Westboro Baptist Church would agree with this.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/21/2008 11:53:22 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-21T23:53:22+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>207498</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/51641/1/xml_widget.rss#q3</url><title><![CDATA[2manyusernames @ 2/21/2008 11:46:32 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[It isn't just rednecks. After the attack on Sigfreid &amp; Roy, and the attack in San Fransisco, it appears that tigers don't like gay people.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/21/2008 11:46:32 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-21T23:46:32+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>207496</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/51641/1/xml_widget.rss#q2</url><title><![CDATA[sparklyeyedgal181 @ 2/21/2008 11:43:19 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Damn gays, making the ground all shaky.<br/><br/>Just as bad as them Jews that fabricated the Holocaust. And the Mexicans that took our jerrrbs.<br/><br/>/backwards redneck thinking]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/21/2008 11:43:19 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-21T23:43:19+01:00</atomdate></comment></items></xml>