Elmo doll goes from cute, to evil as it spouts Death Threats Posted: 9 months ago by Muppetmaker
The Elmo Knows Your Name doll has suddenly taken an evil turn, going from singing happy songs and telling its owner his favorite color, it now giggles "Kill James!" after parents replaced they dying batteries.

I am scared.
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Posted: 9 months ago by dollyllama:
Nooooo. Don't give it back to Fisher Price. I'll buy it from you!!!
Score: [-] 157 [+].

Posted: 9 months ago by eLJay:
Okay, I am sorry this happened. I would not be happy either. Elmo is cute and fuzzy, and he should be thought of that way. However....

This is his absolute favorite toy," she said. "So we've been going through a lot of hassle because he's trying to climb up the counter and up the closets to get it."

The boy is TWO! I took crayons from my two year old yesterday because he kept throwing them. Guess what? He didn't go after them. If you have to, put it under lock and key.

It sounds like Fisher Price is doing what needs to be done. I only hope this will satisfy the parents.
Score: [-] 129 [+].

Posted: 9 months ago by smarty1052:
Elmo is sooo going to be the next Chucky.. those movies used to scare the crap outa me when I was young... I slept in my moms room on the floor for like a year
Score: [-] 148 [+].

Posted: 9 months ago by mahler87:
Come play with us Danny...
Score: [-] 110 [+].

Posted: 9 months ago by moe:
I swear to GOD it started making death threats to my kid right after we replaced the microchi...I mean the batteries.

Please.

I'm gonna need a hummer to buy this one.
Score: [-] 159 [+].

Posted: 9 months ago by sparklyeyedgal181:
At least this Elmo isn't being censored like this one:

<a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjF6pJELEhA' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>


Score: [-] 91 [+].

Posted: 9 months ago by Hypermdavis:
is this for real?

*later*
it is for real!!! just saw it on CNN...how creepy.
Score: [-] 92 [+].

Posted: 9 months ago by bunnysutra:
The Elmo Knows Your Name doll, which connects to a computer to learn certain phases and names"

When I was looking at one for my niece, It seemed pretty programable, that you could choose what phrases it said, for instance, at 8pm, it could say "time for bed, Jimmy"

I didn't see anywhere that she attempted to reprogram it, just put it away.
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Posted: 9 months ago by germz:
The Elmo Knows Your Name doll, which connects to a computer to learn certain phases and names

4 words,

connects to the internet
Score: [-] 141 [+].

Posted: 9 months ago by sofsr:
Elmo Knows Your Name doll? What's next, Elmo Knows Where You Live doll? Seriously, who's idea was that!?
Score: [-] 135 [+].

Posted: 9 months ago by dOntEAtpOOp:
I bought this doll and all it says is "Elmo so horny." and "Elmo love you long time."

It's really starting to creep me out.
Score: [-] 157 [+].

Posted: 9 months ago by teresag:
I want the whole series:

Elmo knows what you did last summer.

Elmo knows where you hid the body.

Elmo knows your deepest darkest fears.

Elmo knows your mother's maiden name. And he's not afraid to use it.
Score: [-] 165 [+].

Posted: 9 months ago by leehblanc:
« teresag : I want the whole series:

Elmo knows what you did last summer.

Elmo knows where you hid the body.

Elmo knows your deepest darkest fears.

Elmo knows your mother's maiden name. And he's not afraid to use it.
You forgot one:
Elmo knows your credit card # and he's shopping clearance deals at the Sharper Image.
Score: [-] 93 [+].

Posted: 9 months ago by stEElshootEr:
Wait, this thing can be programmed to say different phrases and it is news when it says "kill james"????

People are taking this seriously? I wonder if I can make money suing Sony. I once had a tape recorder that played this horrendous noise in somebody else's voice whenever I sang to the microphone.
Score: [-] 60 [+].

Posted: 9 months ago by pocksucket:
« dOntEAtpOOp : I bought this doll and all it says is "Elmo so horny." and "Elmo love you long time."

It's really starting to creep me out.
Give it the 5 yankee dollah and be done with it.

You know you want to.
Score: [-] 150 [+].

Posted: 9 months ago by brooklynxxx:
my baby sister that is two years old loooves elmo
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