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One of the clearest headlines I've ever come across appeared in the Ilford Recorder in November last year.

Binman Dennis Daniels has been accused of leaving nightsoil in a garden on one of his rounds. picked by pocksucket 9 months ago

tags binman garbage collector refuse poop crap

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34	pocksuck...

9 months ago

I'm especially fond of the official statement made by Mr Saunders, the driver:

"I told Dennis a woman has caught you s******* in the car park. He said, 'I had to go, I am not s******** myself for no one."

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Me neither.

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22	Muppetma...

9 months ago

"We pay our taxes, we dont want anyone coming around doing that."

Oh, did we forget to send you the complimentary s**t repellant for your lawn when you filed your taxes last year? Were so sorry.

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34	Pocksuck...

9 months ago

« Muppetmaker : "We pay our taxes, we dont want anyone coming around doing that."

Oh, did we forget to send you the complimentary s**t repellant for your lawn when you filed your taxes last year? Were so sorry.

It was controversial over here when the treasury introduced the Poop-Free Lawn Tax - some called it racketeering.

Particularly disgusting racketeering.

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14	bunnysut...

9 months ago

And the woman complaining about the taxes is 84! Don't even tell me she hasn't had a "depends" moment in her life.

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